Me and Jesus
Season 4 E 10 • 07/26/2000
Cartman and Jesus can't be stopped from saving South Park
Must ConfessSouth ParkS4 E9
Saddam gives Satan his hotel key just in case. Kenny gets killed on the way to church and the other kids hurry to confess their sins before they die, too.
Temptress From HellSouth ParkS4 E9
The kids find the confession box occupied by Priest Maxi and Mrs. Donovan, who are engaged in unnatural acts. The boys will have to save themselves.
Kids Against HellSouth ParkS4 E9
Satan contemplates having an affair. Cartman is going to lead the people of South Park to salvation.
Sinners Everlasting HellSouth ParkS4 E10
Despite their parents' efforts, the kids won't go to school. Eric has plans to build a new, giant church, complete with a slide.
Que?South ParkS4 E10
Kenny didn't die, he got stuck to the bottom of a tour bus and ended up in Mexico. Cartman's church is almost complete.
A Dollar for GodSouth ParkS4 E10
Cartman gets a direct message from God telling him that everyone needs to give him a dollar. The Mormons welcome Satan into Heaven.
Closure in Room 16South ParkS4 E10
Satan wants is closure with Saddam but ends up spending one wild night at his hotel. Now he has to figure out how to tell Chris.
90s ManSouth ParkS4 E10
Satan can't understand why Chris is being so understanding. Saddam takes care of the dilemma by stabbing Chris in the head.
From Beyond the GraveSouth ParkS4 E10
Cartman gives a detailed description of Hell, as relayed to him by Kenny, which happens to sound a lot like Mexico.
Abandon all HopeSouth ParkS4 E10
Newbies arrive in Hell, but Satan isn't up for orientation. Chris is dead, but still "alive" in hell, and looking forward to being together forever with Satan.
Me and JesusSouth ParkS4 E10
Sister Anne tries to persuade Cartman to stop what he's doing and let the children go back to school.
A Walk in The ParkSouth ParkS4 E10
Chris invites Saddam to go for a walk so they can try to get along for Satan's sake. Saddam makes another attempt on Chris's life and they both end up "dead."
Crippled with SinSouth ParkS4 E10
Cartman preaches that God wants Timmy to walk. Satan decides to attempt to talk to God about his problems.
God's a BuddhistSouth ParkS4 E10
Satan learns that his real problem is that he's dependant on relationships and should consider being alone to find some balance in his life.
Ten Million DollarsSouth ParkS4 E10
Kyle and Stan learn that Cartman's religious crusade was just a front to make ten million dollars and it's actually working.
Another Day Another DollarSouth ParkS4 E10
Satan breaks it off with both his lovers. Jesus tells the children God wants them to be in school and sends Cartman to Mexico as punishment.
Goodbye Forever SaddamSouth ParkS4 E10
God grants Satan a favor and lets Saddam into Heaven so that Satan can be rid of him forever.
Garrison is GaySouth ParkS4 E11
Ms. Choksondik enlightens the class on how life is about moving forward and facing new, exciting challenges.
Third Grade MemoriesSouth ParkS4 E11
Cartman sings a love song on the magic of the third grade. The boys ask a couple sci-fi nerds how they can time-travel back to last year.
Renegade WheelchairSouth ParkS4 E11
The nerds set Timmy's wheelchair to open a wormhole, but instead it takes off wildly ready to explode.