God Help Cartman
Season 10 E 2 • 03/29/2006
Cartman begins his journey into San Francisco.
South ParkS10 E2Come on, People Now
Stan writes a hit song and gets all of the citizens of South Park to drive hybrid cars.
South ParkS10 E2Smuggy San Francisco Town
The Broflovski's throw a dinner party filled with Smug people while Kyle's new friends introduce him to drugs.
South ParkS10 E2Smug 2006
South Park begins the rebuilding process after the smug storm passes. Everyone agrees that they can't drive hybrids without being smug about it, so they buy new SUVs
South ParkS10 E2Thanks!
All Kyle's dad wants to do is drive his hybrid around South Park showing it off to people. Kyle hates his Dad's bragging.
South ParkS10 E2SUV Tickets
Kyle's dad heads to the hardware store to give out fake tickets to people with SUVs in order to raise awareness. This angers the parking lot.
South ParkS10 E2Moving to San Francisco!
Kyle's dad wants to move to San Francisco where everyone is motivated and progressive like them.
South ParkS10 E2Hey Hey Hey Goodbye Kyle
Cartman celebrates Kyle's departure by throwing a going away party. Stan rushes to Kyle's house to convince them to stay.
South ParkS10 E2New Neighbors
The Broflovski's arrive in San Francisco, where the weather is cloudy, the people have too many names, and people smell their own farts.
South ParkS10 E2The Perfect Storm of Self Satisfaction
The boys learn that South Park's newly-developed cloud of smug fueled by hybrids and George Clooney will soon merge with San Francisco's constant smug cloud.
South ParkS10 E2Destroy the Hybrids
When Ranger McFriendly tells South Park of its impending demise, the citizens of the city can agree on one thing: it's Stan's fault and they must destroy their hybrids.
South ParkS10 E2God Help Cartman
Cartman goes to San Francisco to try and get Kyle out, but not without protection.
South ParkS10 E2In the Thick of It
While South Park races to reduce its levels of smug by destroying Hybrids, Cartman finds that San Francisco is in no hurry.
South ParkS10 E2Tripping Balls
Cartman tries to save Kyle and his family before the smug storm hits San Francisco. Kyle and Ike are tripping balls.
South ParkS10 E5Towelie Goes on Oprah
Towelie realizes the key to his success is simple: Get high and think of something, and then pretend to be a person. This makes him famous and he gets on Oprah.
South ParkS10 E5Oprah Turns on Towelie
Towelie goes on "Oprah" at her suggestion to try to clear his good name. When Oprah turns on him, the crowd becomes an angry mob.
South ParkS10 E5Towelie the Hero
Oprah Winfrey's vagina and asshole have taken several hostages including Towelie and are demanding transportation to Paris. Towelie is left to save the day.
South ParkS10 E5Towelie the Waiter
When he gets fired from his job at P.F. Chang's, Towelie gets high. He then writes a book.
South ParkS10 E5Towelie the Writer
After his memoir is rejected by a book publisher, Towelie knows he needs to think of a way to make some money, so he gets high and makes some changes to his book.
South ParkS10 E5Minge-y's Plot
Oprah's minge and asshole are upset that she's too busy to give them the attention they deserve, and plan to take revenge out on towelie.
South ParkS10 E5Geraldo Gets A Call
Oprah's minge and asshole know they need help exposing Towelie as a fraud, so they turn to Geraldo, the one man who can surely get to the bottom of things.