Season 9 E 1 • 03/09/2005
Mr. Broflovski's tempted to turn himself into a dolphin.
South ParkS9 E1Jews Can't Play Basketball
Kyle is excited to try out for the all-state basketball team, but his dreams are crushed when he's told Jews can't Play basketball.
South ParkS9 E1Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out
Mrs. Garrison thinks she has missed her period but the doctor at Planned Parenthood assures her that she can't physically get pregnant.
South ParkS9 E1My Scrotum!
Mrs. Garrison and the boys rush to Kyle's game to save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees, but are too late.
South ParkS9 E1Peeing Out My Vagina
Mr. Garrison makes his first appearance as a woman and she just can't wait to get her first period.
South ParkS9 E1Mr. Garrison Has Titties
While Kyle complains about not making the all-state basketball team, the boys run into the new Mrs. Garrison.
South ParkS9 E1What's a Sex Change Operation?
When Mrs. Broflovski explains Mr. Garrison's reason for having a sex change, Kyle realizes that he knows how Mr. Garrison feels.
South ParkS9 E1Negroplasty
Kyle feels like a tall black man on the inside just like Mr. Garrison felt like a woman inside, and consults Dr. Biber on negroplasty.
South ParkS9 E1I Don't Like Vaginas
Mrs. Garrison may feel better but he never realized that Mr. Slave doesn't like vaginas because he's gay.
South ParkS9 E1Transgender Progressive Thinking
Kyle's parents refuse to give him permission for a negroplasty operation and Mr. Broflovski intends to give Dr. Biber a piece of his mind.
South ParkS9 E1Dolphinoplasty
Mr. Broflovski barges into Dr. Bibers' office with the intention of suing, but is instead, persuaded to get a dolphinplasty.
South ParkS9 E1Garrison Goes Wild
Mrs. Garrison goes wild, flashing her new boobs and sleeping with truckers. But she still hasn't had a period and quickly assumes she's pregnant.
South ParkS9 E1Transpecies
Mr. Broflovski's dolphinoplasty was a success. He is happier than ever and feels that Kyle deserves the same.
South ParkS9 E1Jewfin
Now that Kyle's tall and black, he's ready to retry-out for the all-state basketball team.
South ParkS9 E1Mr. Man
Mrs. Garrison interrupts another one of Dr. Biber's operations to drag him around town in search of Mr. Garrison's Balls.
South ParkS9 E1Seating For Dolphins
Kyle's basketball coach decides he's tall and black enough to play in the all-state basketball game.
South ParkS9 E1Ticking Time Balls
Dr. Biber alerts Mrs. Garrison and the boys that Kyle only looks like a basketball player and if he actually plays basketball, his knees will explode.
South ParkS9 E1Lawfin
While Mr. Broflovski attempts to find a bathroom equipped for transpecies with special needs, Kyle's up next at the all-state basketball game.
South ParkS9 E2Hippie Infestation
Cartman warns an old woman about the hippie infestation in her house.
South ParkS9 E2Hippie Digger
Cartman, Butters' Mom, Chef and Randy drive the Hippie Digger into the crowd at Hippie Jam Fest 2005.