The Line Ride
Season 2 E 13 • 09/30/1998
The boys ride the Line Ride, which is a line, not a ride.
Dare HurtsSouth ParkS2 E12
Stan, Bebe, Wendy and Clyde play Truth or Dare. Bebe dares Stan to jam a stick in his pee hole.
The Running of the CowsSouth ParkS2 E13
The running of the cows is one of South Park's greatest and deadliest traditions.
Mechanical BullSouth ParkS2 E13
While the boys help Cartman practice for the $5,000 bull-riding contest, something's strange is happening out by the Cow Memorial.
SnowballSouth ParkS2 E13
Kyle finds a tired old bull for Cartman to practice bull riding on. Then he hits the bull in the balls with a snowball.
Ming-LeeSouth ParkS2 E13
Massive head trauma has taken its toll on Cartman, while game show winners Tom and Mary are arrested for the missing "sacred cow."
Cow CultSouth ParkS2 E13
Cartman tries to solicit people at the Cow Days carnival for sex. Meanwhile, South Park's cows are still acting fishy.
Bad CowsSouth ParkS2 E13
When Ned busts out the whip to try and disburse the legions of cows, they respond by showing a rare taste for blood.
Bull-Riding RecordSouth ParkS2 E13
Cartman'can ride a bull due to to his experience as a prostitute, and he sets a new world record.
Cow SuicideSouth ParkS2 E13
When Uncle Jimbo enlists the FBI to bring the cow insurrection to justice, the standoff proves fatal for the cows.
South Park Calls "Shenanigans"South ParkS2 E13
The boys get their dolls at last, only to learn they've been ripped off again. South Park calls "shenanigans."
The Line RideSouth ParkS2 E13
Cartman wastes more money on the Line Ride. Kyle is unhappy.
Jennifer Love HewittSouth ParkS2 E13
At the opening ceremony of the 14th Annual South Park Cow Days, the boys try to win an expensive prize.
ShenanigansSouth ParkS2 E13
When the balls continue to be too big for Jennifer Love Hewitt's mouth, Kyle declares shenanigans on the carnival game operator.
The Chamber of FartsSouth ParkS2 E13
Cartman convinces the boys to spend a buck each on the Chamber of Farts, a kind of haunted house sort of thing that'll definitely be scary.
"What The Hell Is That?"South ParkS2 E13
Contestants Tom and Mary on "What the Hell Is That?" win a trip to South Park, Colorado during the running of the cows.
Cartman's DreamSouth ParkS2 E13
Cartman returns to his old self again, only to learn he's been had.
The Chewbacca DefenseSouth ParkS2 E14
The trial begins and Cochrane uses the Chewbacca Defense, a technique so advanced nobody understands it. Chef s found guilty.
Elton JohnSouth ParkS2 E14
Johnny Cochrane agrees to represent Chef for $2 million. The boys visit Sir Elton John, who remembers Chef and donates a little money.
Chef AidSouth ParkS2 E14
The bands at Chef Aid get things going, while Mr. Hat busts Mr. Garrison and Chef out of jail. Johnny Cochrane decides to take Chef's case, pro bono.
Stinky BritchesSouth ParkS2 E14
Cartman is singing a hot new song by Alanis Morissette called "Stinky Britches," that was originally written by Chef. He decides to go to the record label.