I Eat Tacos & Burritos
Season 7 E 5 • 04/16/2003
Cartman entertains the Latino Endowment Committee.
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The anti-war gang enlists the boys to give a presentation at their rally, but Mr. McCormick and the pro-war guys take Kenny away.
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Cartman delivers the Declaration of Independence to Congress. He sticks around for the reading of it.
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Cartman watches as Congress argues over whether or not to declare war.
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Stan and Kyle come unprepared to the rally. Then a fight breaks out.
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Congress reaches a decision about the war. They decide to have their cake and eat it too. Then Cartman wakes up.
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J-Lo and Ben Affleck go to South Park Elementary. J-Lo beats Cartman but it seems like Affleck is falling in love with the hand.
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Cartman/J-Lo record some tracks. Later that night the J-Lo puppet keeps Cartman up while practicing her dance moves.
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Ben Affleck is in love with the new Jennifer Lopez, and their afternoon leads to more than just taco-flavored kisses.
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Cartman gives up and tells everyone that his hand is really a con man named Mitch Connor. When the authorities leave, he admits it was all a joke.
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Cartman makes a music video at the mall featuring his J-Lo hand-puppet. It gets sent to a major record label and the execs love it.
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The class does presentations about Latin American culture for the Latino Endowment Committee. The committee likes Cartman's presentation.
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BHI calls up Cartman and talks to his hand, J-Lo. They ask her to write 10 more songs. Cartman dreams of proving Kyle wrong.
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J-Lo is dropped from BHI. The execs tell her about the other J-Lo and she decides to go to South Park to "kill that bitch."
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Ben Affleck shows up at Cartman's house and spends day with J-Lo. J-Lo sings a song and then things get steamy.
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J-Lo finds Cartman and beats up his hand. The doctor fears for Cartman's sanity. Ben Affleck and the J-Lo puppet are now engaged.
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Cartman asks the boys for help and they turn him down. Then the real J-Lo comes after him with a chainsaw.
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The boys are having trouble finding crimes to solve for their new detective club. They do manage to make a dollar solving the crime of the missing pie.
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The boys discover the doll is being held in Fosse's house. With the FBI kids at the front door, the boys go in the back to save the doll.
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The boys go undercover at a strip club to bust the biggest crime syndicate in Colorado, a shootout ensues.
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When a little girl's dolly has gone missing, she asks the junior detectives to take her case.