Season 5 E 11 • 11/28/2001
Tolkien tells his parents that he wishes they weren't so rich.
South ParkS5 E11It Beats Dealing With The Airline Companies
IT is finally available for purchase. Mr. Garrison assists various townspeople with their test drives.
South ParkS5 E11Sledding to Connecticut
The boys put cousin Kyle on a sled and attach it to the back of a bus bound for Connecticut.
South ParkS5 E11IT's Better Than Flying
Millions of Americans are now traveling with IT. John Travolta even endorses the new device.
South ParkS5 E11Poor Thing
Kyle can't believe Cousin Kyle is back already and has no idea that he was intentionally tied a bus heading for Connecticut.
South ParkS5 E11Not In My Ass or Mouth
Randy Marsh discovers IT can be operated by buttons on the side of the vehicle and wonders why he can't purchase one without the compromising flexi-grips.
South ParkS5 E11IT's Illegal
The Government shuts down Mr. Garrison's dealership because they're putting airline business in jeopardy. Cousin Kyle makes it back to South Park. Again.
South ParkS5 E11Tolkien's Prayers Answered
Tolkien sings a song of prayer for a new, rich family to move to town. His prayers are answered when Will and Jada Pinkett Smith arrive with their children.
South ParkS5 E11The Town's Hainted
The locals scare off the rich people with their ghost costumes. Tolkien learns that the boys rip on everyone and he shouldn't be such a pussy.
South ParkS5 E11Pulling Aslan's Thorn
While with the lions in the zoo, Tolkien is taken to see Aslan, their leader. Tolkien pulls Aslan's thorn and can stay.
South ParkS5 E11Tolkien is Rich
The students present their class projects and Tolkien's is very elaborate. The other kids complain and give him a hard time, saying his wealth helped him.
South ParkS5 E11Rich Embarrassment
Tolkien's parents are concerned when Tolkien wants to be like the poorer kids and get his clothes from J-Mart.
South ParkS5 E11J-Mart
Tolkien's parents take him to J-Mart, and he's thrilled. The other parents are shocked and make Tolkien's family feel out of place.
South ParkS5 E11Spoiled Rich Kids
Tolkien gives the Smith kids a tour of his house, however they seem to be on a different level of richness than him.
South ParkS5 E11Spreading the Word
Will Smith calls up Snoop Dogg and tells him about South Park. Snoop thinks it sounds great and decides to spread the word.
South ParkS5 E11Cash Chuckers
The locals are furious as more and more rich people move in, and don't want the poor-purity of South Park to be threatened.
South ParkS5 E11Lower Case T Burning
The men from the bar decide to burn a lower case 'T' in front of a rich person's home, to send the message "Time to leave."
South ParkS5 E11Polo Match
The rich kids teach Tolkien how to play polo, but he's not really into it. Tolkien feels just as out of place with the rich kids.
South ParkS5 E11Million Millionaire March
The rich form the Million Millionaire March in protest of their unfair treatment and pay Chef to join them.
South ParkS5 E11Get Your Sheets
Mr. Garrison points out that rich people are afraid of ghosts so they decide to get some sheets and scare them out of town.
South ParkS5 E11Lesson Learned
After spending time with a bunch of bad-joke-loving lions, Tolkien decides to return home.