Sometimes You Kill Your Teacher
Season 6 E 7 • 06/26/2002
The boys ask Chef the difference about between "semen" and "sea men" .
Final DeliberationsSouth ParkS6 E6
As the boys attempt to make their final choice for a new best friend, Jimmy just happens to be in the neighborhood with a gift basket.
Foiled PlotSouth ParkS6 E6
Professor Chaos and General Disarray discuss making a raft to use in a flooded world, but their plans for destruction are dashed by the Water Department.
Questions AnsweredSouth ParkS6 E6
The end of show cliffhanger reveals that Tweek will win, Ms. Choksondik will die, and Professor Chaos' new plan will fail.
Incredible Living Sea-PeopleSouth ParkS6 E7
Cartman and the boys wait to welcome the Sea People to South Park. The Sea People are shrimp brine.
False IdolsSouth ParkS6 E7
Butters finally loses interest in competing with the Simpsons as the Sea People Destroy themselves.
Good Luck TweekSouth ParkS6 E7
While Stan and Kyle audition another new best friend, Cartman orders sea people.
Blocking Out the SunSouth ParkS6 E7
Professor Chaos has a plan to build an immense wooden structure and block out the sun but The Simpsons
Sea People and MeSouth ParkS6 E7
Cartman dreams in song about the his new best friends, the Sea People.
Cutting the Head off The Powell StatueSouth ParkS6 E7
Professor Chaos strikes again, this time cutting the head off a statue in town. People love that it reminds them of The Simposons.
Tweek You Might Have to Take The FallSouth ParkS6 E7
The boys might have killed Mrs. Choksondik. Tweek freaks out under the pressure.
Sometimes You Kill Your TeacherSouth ParkS6 E7
The boys go to Chef for advice on what to do about the seamen that have been found in their teacher's stomach.
HammertimeSouth ParkS6 E7
The boys break into the morgue to remove the seamen from Ms. Choksondik's body. The codeword is hammer time.
Semen vs. Sea-MenSouth ParkS6 E7
Chef realizes the boys confusion. He explains the difference between Semen and Sea-men
SeaCietySouth ParkS6 E7
The semen and the Sea People have combined and formed a tiny little civilization in the bottom of Cartman's aquarium.
2 Month Old MayonnaiseSouth ParkS6 E7
Professor Chaos comes up with something "The Simpsons" has never done. Then "The Simpsons" does it.
Cartman Goes to Sperm BankSouth ParkS6 E7
Cartman heads down to the local sperm bank to pick up some semen.
Suck It Out of a HoseSouth ParkS6 E7
The boys have all the raw materials--the tank, the Sea People and the semen. Butters is haunted by the Simpsons.
A God Among Sea-MenSouth ParkS6 E7
Cartman wakes up to discover that the Sea People have developed a more advanced civilization, and they're worshipping him.
Crap Out Your MouthSouth ParkS6 E8
Kyle bets Cartman 20 bucks that he can't crap out his mouth.
The Catholic BoatSouth ParkS6 E8
With all the Catholic Priest sex scandals in the news, the parents of South Park are hesitant to send their sons on the young men's Catholic boat trip.