Ask Jesus
South Park
Season 1 E 4 • 09/03/1997

Stan calls Jesus on his talk show to ask how to handle his gay dog. Just as Jesus is about to give his advice, the show ends and Stan is left frustrated and more confused.

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01:26

Ask Jesus
South ParkS1 E4

Stan calls Jesus on his talk show to ask how to handle his gay dog. Just as Jesus is about to give his advice, the show ends and Stan is left frustrated and more confused.
09/03/1997
02:15

A Gay Victory
South ParkS1 E4

Stan returns to the game just in time to beat the spread. When he makes his victory speech, he says being gay os okay.
09/03/1997
02:09

Jesus and Pals
South ParkS1 E6

Stan asks Jesus his stance on assisted suicide, but he is not helpful. Grandpa Marsh tries to trick Stan into hanging him.
09/17/1997
01:31

Kyle's Mom's a Bitch Song
South ParkS1 E9

Mr. Hankey comes to life while Cartman sings about Kyle's mom being a bitch. When poop mysteriously lands on Cartman's face, everyone blames Kyle.
12/17/1997
00:38

Jesus, Help Us
South ParkS1 E10

Jesus wants the boys to bring him to Damien so he can see if he's really the Seedling of Satan.
02/04/1998
02:43

We're All Special
South ParkS1 E10

Damien is shunned by the boys, leading him to demonstrate his demonic powers by turning Kenny into a duck-billed platypus.
02/04/1998
02:59

The Devil Dive
South ParkS1 E10

Satan takes a dive, making Jesus the undisputed spiritual winner, causing the whole town to lose their money to the Dark Prince.
02/04/1998
01:58

The Weigh In
South ParkS1 E10

The people of South Park lose faith in Jesus when they realize he's no match for a 320-pound devil -- and put their money on Satan.
02/04/1998
01:57

Satan Chooses Jesus
South ParkS1 E10

Damien destroys the playground with his evil wrath and calls upon his dark father to battle it out with Jesus.
02/04/1998
00:36

Who Will Win Our Souls
South ParkS1 E10

The final apocalyptic battle between Jesus and Satan is getting in the way of Cartman's big birthday plans.
02/04/1998
01:24

Forsaken and Trainin'
South ParkS1 E10

With only one person supporting him, Jesus feels betrayed by the people of South Park, who have all changed their bets in favor of Satan.
02/04/1998
00:54

Training Day
South ParkS1 E10

Chef knocks out Jesus while training for the big day in the ring. Satan is going to crush him like a bug.
02/04/1998
00:44

Boutin' at the Mountain
South ParkS1 E10

It's round one of the ultimate fight between good and evil and the crowd is going wild.
02/04/1998
00:51

Pip Goes Pop
South ParkS1 E10

Damien unexpectedly shows up to Cartman's party, uninvited, and blows up Pip as a special gift.
02/04/1998
01:13

Ants in the Pants
South ParkS1 E10

When Cartman opens Kyle's birthday gift and sees it's not a Red Megaman, he blows his lid and calls off the party.
02/04/1998
04:27

Disintegration Rules
South ParkS1 E12

The National Guards' firepower has no effect on Barbra, neither does Maltin or Poitier. But Robert Smith's Robot Punch to the nose renders her powerless.
02/18/1998
01:46

Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?
South ParkS1 E13

Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.
02/25/1998
03:05

The Whole Truth
South ParkS2 E6

Jesus' producer tells Jimbo and the boys to make up stories and fight on the show. In the end, the truth about the frog, Jimbo's war stories, and the fight come out.
06/10/1998
01:19

Jesus and Pals
South ParkS2 E6

The producer of Jesus' show tells him he needs to boost the ratings, but when guest Bob Denver comes on, Jesus has nothing to talk about.
06/10/1998
01:39

Losing the Ratings War
South ParkS2 E6

Jesus learns that Jimbo and Ned's ratings are rising because of the staring frog footage. His show continues, but doesn't go well.
06/10/1998
01:28

Too Hot for T.V.
South ParkS2 E6

Jesus' producer wants to shut down Jimbo and Ned's show, but in the meantime, she's selling Jesus and Pals "Too Hot for TV" videos.
06/10/1998
00:56

Apologies
South ParkS2 E6

Jimbo, Jesus and the boys all apologize to each other. Jesus fires his producer and sends her to Hell.
06/10/1998
01:58

Another Combustion
South ParkS3 E2

A woman in South Park combusts, Randy tries to figure out why.
04/14/1999
01:18

Global Warming
South ParkS3 E2

The farts of South Park have caused the heat wave.
04/14/1999
01:47

A Bear
South ParkS3 E9

Kyle and Kenny arrive at Jewbilee.
07/28/1999
01:18

I Desire Popcorn Necklaces
South ParkS3 E9

Moses discovers that Kenny isn't Jewish.
07/28/1999
03:05

Marklar
South ParkS3 E13

Marvin goes for a ride in a stolen spacecraft.
11/17/1999
00:54

Pat Robinson
South ParkS3 E13

Pat Robertson asks for donations towards a spacecraft.
11/17/1999
02:08

Christmas Tree & Pie
South ParkS3 E15

Cartman sings a personalized version of "O Holy Night."
12/01/1999
03:37

Santa and Jesus
South ParkS3 E15

Santa and Jesus do a number together.
12/01/1999
01:40

Asking for Advice
South ParkS3 E16

Jesus tries to convince God to show himself on New Year's Eve.
12/29/1999
01:34

Rod Stewart
South ParkS3 E16

Jesus announces that he has booked Rod Stewart for a New Year's Eve concert.
12/29/1999
01:52

Hormone Therapy
South ParkS3 E16

Stan gets hormone pills from Dr. Mephesto.
12/29/1999
01:19

Saying Their Prayers
South ParkS3 E16

Stan and Jesus write letters to God.
12/29/1999
02:56

God Shows Himself
South ParkS3 E16

God shows himself to the residents of South Park.
12/29/1999
02:28

Menstrual Cycle Song
South ParkS3 E16

Chef sings a song to Stan about the menstrual cycle.
12/29/1999
01:08

Cartman's Mom Confesses
South ParkS4 E1

Cartman's Mom reveals that she's the tooth fairy.
04/05/2000
02:21

A Dollar for God
South ParkS4 E10

God wants the children to give Cartman money.
07/26/2000
00:56

Me and Jesus
South ParkS4 E10

Cartman and Jesus can't be stopped from saving South Park
07/26/2000
02:01

Another Day Another Dollar
South ParkS4 E10

Jesus sends Cartman to Mexico.
07/26/2000