Cartman walks right underneath the net and tosses the ball in. Petano changes the score to one zero.
Oho, that’s ONE to NOTHING, amigo.
WHAT’S THE SCORE, jefe? Okay let’s go. Your turn.
Now the troubled kid has the ball. He tries to do a juke move on Cartman, but Cartman uses the same baton to take out the kid’s other shin.
Cartman takes the ball, walks under the net and tosses the ball in. The score changes to 2-0.
That’s two to NOTEEENG, amigo.
Fuck you, man! You can’t DO THAT!
Look at the scoreboard, amigo.
The kid looks. POV – it says 2-0
No matter how many times YOU say I cheated, The SCOREBOARD says 2 – nothing.
I know what you’re trying to say. But I STILL don’t agree with it.
The kid tosses the ball and walks away.
(calling after him)
TWO TO NOTHING, essa. TWO TO NOTHING.
He just keeps walking away. Cartman closes his eyes and sighs.
Hoh… How do I reach these keedz?
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