One thing I know, my girl ain’t no Hobbit…

“One thing I know my girl ain’t no hobbit. She might be stumpy that don’t mean she a hobbit.

She’s not a hobbit cuz she’s couldn’t be. She got no Bagginses in her family tree. Yes on occasion she hangs out with her dwarf friends, but she never went on no quest with her dwarf friends.

Except for one time, she went to kill that dragon. She– took its gold and she… Hang on a minute I’m sorry. I’m sorry.”

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>> Watch this rap go down in the Season 17 finale, “The Hobbit”