GLOBAL WARMING HAS BROUGHT IN A NEW ICE AGE!

STAN’S DAD
(Shouting in Gerald’s ear)
Feeling warmth is a symptom of the last stages of hypothermia.

KYLE’S DAD
Oh Jesus… I feel warm too!

STAN’S DAD
Yeah, me too.
(shouting in Butters’ dad’s face)
Steven! We’ve got to keep moving! We’re in deep hypothermia, all of us! We’ve got to keep the blood flowing!!!

KYLE’S DAD
Maybe we should… Strip these jackets off and warm our bodies next to each other!

STAN’S DAD
Don’t be a fag.
(turning to walk again)
Come on… We can make it. We have to try!!!