WATCH “SOUTH PARK: THE END OF OBESITY”

Come on… How much longer…

February 28, 2014 / 7:00 PM

CARTMAN’S MOM
There you are Eric! What are you doing here?!

CARTMAN
I’m waiting for the new Nintendo Wii to come out!!!

CARTMAN’S MOM
When does it come out?

CARTMAN
Three Weeks. Come on, Come on….

CARTMAN’S MOM
(grabbing him)
It’s time for school.

CARTMAN
NO MOM YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!

He pulls away and goes to the window with a display that shows a WII and says ‘Just three Weeks’.

CARTMAN
I’ve been waiting for this thing to come out for MONTHS. And now… Every day time is slowing down. It’s like waiting for Christmas… Times a thousand.

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