YOU’RE A TOWEL!

CUSTOMER: Fine, except this towel has been mixing Chang sauce for fifteen minutes. He’s clueless.

TOWELIE: Don’t call ME shoeless! YOU’RE shoeless!

CUSTOMER: Yeah, well you’re a towel.

TOWELIE: YOU’RE a towel!!

>> Watch Towelie get his very own episode right here, in “A Million Little Fibers”