Dear guys… Words cannot express how much I hate you guys.

As we fight our way northward into the great unknown, only that one thing remains certain; That I hate you guys with every tired muscle in my Confederate body. We have taken Topeka, and now I must rally the men onward to Missouri. Because I will not stop until we have won it all, and you guys are my slaves. Because I hate you guys. I hate you guys so very, very much. Yours, General Cartman Lee.

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