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You’re the worst character ever, Towelie.

March 2, 2014 / 7:00 PM

INT. STAN’S HOUSE — NIGHT
Cartman, Stan and Kyle are sitting near the sofa, playing gamesphere once again…

TOWELIE
Oh man… I have no idea what’s going on.

KYLE
Check it out. Now we’re going in the secret underground base!

STAN
Alright guys, focus. It looks like this is going to be an underwater level.

TOWELIE
Don’t forget to bring a towel.
(snickers)

Everyone laughs merrily.

CARTMAN
You’re the worst character ever, Towelie.

TOWELIE
I know.

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