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Should I eat the Cuttlefish and Asparagus, or the vanilla paste-o?

August 18, 2014 / 8:00 PM

JAPANESE MAN
So sorry Ky-ru but I am starving!
Which one would you rather I eat?

Two dog bowls are in front of the Japanese man, one says ‘Vanilla Paste’ and the other says ‘Cuttlefish and Asparagus.’

JAPANESE MAN
Should I eat the Cuttlefish and Asparagus
or the vanilla paste-o?

KYLE
VANILLA PASTE!! VANILLA PASTE!!!

JAPANESE MAN
Cuttlefish and Asparagus?

KYLE
NO!!! VANILLA PASTE!!!

JAPANESE MAN
Very well I will eat a the cuttlefish!
(eating)

The Japanese man starts eating with his hands.

KYLE
NOOOOO!!!

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