Fan Question: What are the lyrics to the “Kyle’s Mom’s a Bitch” song?

Fan Question: But meeeeem! I’m trying to find the full lyrics to the “Kyle’s Mom’s a Stupid Bitch” song… can you help me out??

We got you covered dude! That song is from the Season 1 classic “Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo“, so we dug into the SP Vaults to give you this script excerpt.

Get ready to sing along — here are the full lyrics to “Kyle’s Mom is a Stupid Bitch in D Minor”…


Bonus factoid — Cartman also amps up this song with a full, around-the-world version in the South Park movie “Bigger, Longer and Uncut”.

>> Watch Cartman sing this infamous song right here!
>> Stream the full “Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo” episode.
>> Check out more behind-the-scenes Script Excerpts here!