Role Play Thread

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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:09 am

Stan: Yeah.

Matthew: Yes.

Sheila: I want to look.

Matthew: No you don't.

Sheila: Why not?

Stan: Waste of time.

Matthew: That's true.

_______

Yally: Don't you want to see your Mom, Kyle?

*Cartman is belched out of wo/man's vagina.*

((Night!)
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:11 am

Sam: aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! DIE!

* Sam gets a pan and starts whacking it*

----

Alex: we really need to get a new blender--

Sam: * off* some one get in here NOW!

Kenny: Kyle isn't here
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:16 am

Sheila: What's going on?!

Stan: Matthew, why don't you find out?

Matthew: Why me?

Stan: Because you volunteered.

Matthew: Uh - *Goes.*

*Matthew screams.*

Stan: Oh god no. *Pinches nose.*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:19 am

Alex: let me look what's going on

*alex goes inside*

Alex: * off* oh f*ck!

Kenny: ...
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:28 am

Yally: I guess we need to clean this... can I-

Stan: *Running in, locking door.* No. We need to get rid of it before Kyle's Mom comes in.

Matthew: She scares me.

Stan: ...why is Cartman here?
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:40 am

Kenny: so, as I said there is no wedding crashed cake, can I interest you in... Pie?

-----

Alex: what do we do? How do we clean that up

Sam: call the ambo's? It looks human

Alex: okay.. May as well

* dial 911*

Alex: hi, someone's puking green stuff and shoved my friends laptop up her--

911: are you high?

Alex: no!

911: okay we'll... Be right over

Alex: it's at... The bakery
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:43 am

Yally: I'll call Joe!

Stan: No. No. Don't call Joe.

Matthew: Get some mops!

*Matthew looks around for mops, Yally runs and grabs some. The herm's vagina spews more filth.*

(This must be what happens when I RP with the flu))
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:48 am

Kenny: earth to mrs brovlofski?

---

Alex: mops? What if that stuff infects us!

Sam: yea!

* they get mops, start mopping, eventually a medic enters*

Medic: hi, where's the vic?

Kenny: it's alive. Out back

Medic: - patient

* enters kitchen*

Medic: aaaaaahjgggggg ffffuuuccckk

( aw I hope you get better)
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:50 am

Sheila: ...wha- what the heck is-

*Makes move to go to the kitchen door.*

Wo/man: ARGHH! Jesus betrayed me *vomits blood.* He said he loved me!

Stan: It's pretty bad, doctors.

Yally: Medics.

Matthew: I need to go .... I *vomits.*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:55 am

Medic: what am I supposed to do?

Alex: help?

Medic: it's better than scraping road kill off the road

Alex: how did Jesus betray you?

Medic: Pffff, she betrayed Jesus, she think unsanitary thought and masturbating, study the bible, no dirty thoughts it says
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Mon Jan 07, 2013 6:58 am

Wo/man: Lies! He said he loved me, he bought me jewels and bought tickets for the international My Little Pony convention!

Stan: ...are we al talking about the same Jesus here?

*Person is turning orange*

Sheila: Who's screaming in there?!?! *Bangs on door.*

(Thanks. It's nearly past. I was stuck in bed for awhile :\ ))
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:11 am

Alex: don't worry it's my blender!

Medic: you don't mean Jesus Christ from Christian belief?

Kenny: oh I don't think so

Alex: okay how old is this person?

Kenny: okay, I've got a bad feeling about the Jesus we might be dealing with

Sam: joe.

( that's a relief)
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:14 am

Yally: Joe? He doesn't sleep with hermaphrodites, I don't think he sleeps with anyone. ... I don't think he knows what a My Little Pony is! What's a My Little Pony?

Stan: Get my f*cking laptop out! My mom will murder me! .... My best friend's mom will murder me if you don't f*cking do something!

*Matthew goes out into the front.*

(I'm going to bed soon)
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Jan 07, 2013 7:26 am

Medic: fine. I'll get it out, lady, go to the bathroom and pull it out

Alex: .. That's painful

Medic: well we can take her to hospital and perform surgery

Sam: how did it manage to fit a laptop up it's vag?!

Kenny: why don't we kill it and Stan get it out

Alex: I'm going to talk to Sheila

* she exits*

Alex: Sheila, would you like a scone?

( okay)
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:47 am

Kyle: We just need to get the laptop out and then it can die or something. Its on the verse to anyway!

Topanga: God, this is so disgusting. What Jesus are you talking about?!
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