Season 7 E 1 • 03/19/2003

Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that planet Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled.

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Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

Mr. Hat refuses Kyle's request to leave school and save Ike.

When Barbrady resigns, anarchy ensues and the boys pitch in to help.

Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

South Park's first film festival attracts crowds of pretentious, tofu-eating movie lovers to the quiet mountain town.

Scott Tenorman Must Die

After the other boys explain to Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own, Cartman realizes he's been tricked by the school bully, Scott Tenorman.

Butters' Very Own Episode

Alone and lost, Butters determinedly makes his way through porn theatres and gay bathhouses in an effort to get his dad back home in time to eat at Bennigan's for his parents' anniversary.

The boys fire Butters as their new friend. Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born.

Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

Cartman gets kicked out of the gang when Bebe develops boobs and the boys lose their minds, threatening their friendships and society as we know it.

Kenny died with the winning ticket to a prize of endless candy in his pocket. The boys decide to build a ladder to Heaven where they expect to find him and get the ticket back.

Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that planet Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled.

Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny and Butters to celebrate his birthday at Casa Bonita. When Cartman finds out he's not invited, he arranges for Butters to conveniently go "missing."

Cartman plans to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him, by pretending to be Butters' new best friend, a robot named AWESOM-O.

Trapped in the Closet

Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out after Stan criticizes his "talent."

Make Love, Not Warcraft

The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.

The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

Breast Cancer Show Ever

Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.

Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

Medicinal Fried Chicken

Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back.

03/31/2010