Season 7 E 1 • 03/19/2003

Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that planet Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled.

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Cartman Gets An Anal Probe

While the boys are waiting for the school bus, Cartman explains the odd nightmare he had the previous night involving alien visitors.

Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls

South Park's first film festival attracts crowds of pretentious, tofu-eating movie lovers to the quiet mountain town.

Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Is the new planetarium a harmless place to learn about the solar system, or the scene of a diabolical plot to control the minds of South Park's citizens?

Scott Tenorman Must Die

After the other boys explain to Cartman that pubes don't count unless you grow your own, Cartman realizes he's been tricked by the school bully, Scott Tenorman.

Butters' Very Own Episode

Alone and lost, Butters determinedly makes his way through porn theatres and gay bathhouses in an effort to get his dad back home in time to eat at Bennigan's for his parents' anniversary.

The boys fire Butters as their new friend. Devastation over his rejection unleashes Butters' dark side and Professor Chaos is born.

Stan, Cartman, Kyle and Kenny find out that planet Earth is just one big intergalactic reality show and it's about to be cancelled.

Fat Butt and Pancake Head

One of Cartman's body parts becomes famous overnight and rivals the popularity of another superstar.

Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny and Butters to celebrate his birthday at Casa Bonita. When Cartman finds out he's not invited, he arranges for Butters to conveniently go "missing."

Cartman plans to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him, by pretending to be Butters' new best friend, a robot named AWESOM-O.

Trapped in the Closet

Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out after Stan criticizes his "talent."

Make Love, Not Warcraft

The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

Medicinal Fried Chicken

Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back.

Randy's obsession with the Food Network forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

Cartman finds a unique way to cope with Asperger's Syndrome.

Informative Murder Porn

The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction tokeep their parents from hurting each other.

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