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Dances with Smurfs

Season 13 E 13 • 11/11/2009

Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

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Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny and Butters to celebrate his birthday at Casa Bonita. When Cartman finds out he's not invited, he arranges for Butters to conveniently go "missing."

Cartman plans to learn all of Butters' innermost secrets and then use them against him, by pretending to be Butters' new best friend, a robot named AWESOM-O.

The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings.

Trapped in the Closet

Scientologists converge on Stan's house after he is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. One A-lister locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out after Stan criticizes his "talent."

Make Love, Not Warcraft

The boys dedicate their lives to defeating a mad gamer and saving the World of Warcraft.

Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome. Drunk with the power of saying whatever he wants without getting in trouble for it, he lines up national TV coverage to take advantage of his new life with no filters.

The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, "Heavy Metal", the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that's captured the junior high and under set.

While the world struggles to contain an epidemic of epic proportions, the boys find a way to make money off of it.

Pandemic 2 – The Startling

Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains.

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S13 • E13

Dances with Smurfs

Cartman is chosen to do the morning announcements at South Park Elementary.

Medicinal Fried Chicken

Cartman's favorite restaurant has been shut down and replaced by a store that sells medicinal marijuana. Randy is desperate to get a prescription card to buy pot and Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken back.

Butters is the victim of an unlikely bully.

Informative Murder Porn

The boys use the game of "Minecraft" as a distraction tokeep their parents from hurting each other.

The boys name their new start-up company, The Washington Redskins.

Randy is harboring a giant secret and the pressure is getting to him. Meanwhile, Cartman calls Stan a cissy.

The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Tweek and Craig.

When Tweek is caught in the middle of a petty conflict, it drives his relationship with Craig to the brink.

Randy fights against home-grown. Meanwhile, Kyle goes to camp.

Cartman is sure the new plant-based diet in the school cafeteria gave him a heart attack.

The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits.

11/13/2019