( knocking )

COME IN !

OH, HELLO,FINE SHOPPERS.

SIR, WE JUST HAD A BIGTOWN MEETING AND DECIDED

WE DON'T WANT YOURWALL MART HERE ANYMORE.

WE'RE SORRY, BUT IT SEEMSOUR MAIN STREET IS DYING

AND GOOD PEOPLE ARELOSING THEIR JOBS.

WE'D ALL LIKE YOU...OUT OF SOUTH PARK.

HA HA.

HA HA HAHAHAA !

WHAT, DO YOU THINKI WANT TO BE HERE ?

I HATE THIS PLACE !

BUT IT...WON'T LET ME LEAVE.

BUT YOU RUNTHE WALL MART.

OH, YOU'RE WRONG.

WALL MART ISN'TRUN BY ANYBODY.

FIRST IT REELS YOU INWITH ITS BARGAINS.

NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'REWORKING AT THE WALL MART

BECAUSE IT HAS ALL THE JOBS.

THEN YOU'RE SITTINGIN A LITTLE OFFICE

TRAPPED ON ALL SIDES !

THEN WHY DON'T YOUJUST QUIT ?

NOT SO LOUD !

IT CAN HEAR YOU !

YOU HATEWALL MART TOO ?

( rumbling )

AGH !I DIDN'T SAY THAT !

I LOVE WALL MART !

WITH ALL IT'S FANTASTIC BARGAINSAND ONE-STOP SHOPPING,

WHO CAN'T LOVE IT, RIGHT ?

WALL MART TAKES THE HASSLEOUT OF SHOPPING

AND MAKES IT BOTHAFFORDABLE AND FUN !

AND WALL MART REALLYGIVES BACK TO COMMUNITY !

US PEOPLE ARE CERTAINLY LUCKY

TO HAVE A STORE LIKEWALL MART, AREN'T WE ?

GEG-GEG-GEG-GEG.

GEG-GEG-GEG-GEG.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

I THINK WE JUSTGOT SQUIRRELED.

YEAH, THAT GUY PROBABLY THINKSHE CAN GET US TO GO AWAY

BY BEING SO GOOFY.

( screaming )

( fart )