TALLY-HO, LADS !

I MUST SAY YOU'RESTARTING TO BECOME

QUITE A THORN IN MY BALLS.

WHERE'S CHEF ?WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HIM ?

HE'S SAFE.

HE'S FASTINGIN THE DEPRIVATION ROOM

AND BEING READ THESUPER ADVENTURE CLUB MANUAL.

WE'VE GOT TO UNDO THE DAMAGEYOU'VE DONE.

LOOK, IF YOU WANNA GO AROUNDTHE WORLD MOLESTING KIDS,

THAT'S TOTALLY FINE--BUT WHY DO YOU NEED CHEF ?!

WE DON'T NEED HIM,HE NEEDS US !

OUR CLUB OFFERS HOPE.

YOU THINK WE GO AROUND THE WORLDMOLESTING CHILDREN

JUST BECAUSE IT FEELSREALLY, REALLY, REALLY GOOD ?

NO !

OUR CLUB HAS A MESSAGE,

AND A SECRET THAT EXPLAINSTHE MYSTERIES OF LIFE.

OH JESUS, HERE WE GO.

VERY WELL, I'M NOWGOING TO TELL YOU

THE SECRET OFTHE SUPER ADVENTURE CLUB.

WE DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.

YOU SEE, THE SUPERADVENTURE CLUB WAS FOUNDED

BY THE GREATEST EXPLOREROF ALL TIME--

WILLIAM P. FINNEUS !

FINNEUS CLIMBEDTHE HIGHEST PEAKS !

TAMED THE MIGHTIEST RIVERS !

BUT EVERY TIMEHE GOT SOMEWHERE,

HE REALIZED THAT OTHER EXPLORERSHAD BEAT HIM TO IT.

FINNEUS WAS DEPRESSED,UNTIL HE REALIZED

THAT IF HE COULDN'T BETHE FIRST TO DISCOVER PLACES--

HE COULD BE THE FIRST TO HAVESEX WITH THE NATIVE CHILDREN

THAT INHABITED THOSE AREAS !

FINNEUS QUICKLY WENT DOWN INHISTORY BOOKS AS THE FIRST MAN

TO HAVE SEX WITH THEABORIGINE CHILDREN AT ULURU !

AND THE FIRST EXPLORERTO BUGGER ALL THE UNDERAGEMOUNTAIN FOLK OF NEPAL !

BUT NOW COMESTHE MOST WONDERFUL PART...

Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALALL THOSE CHILDREN,

FINNEUS REALIZED THATMOLESTING ALL THOSE KIDS...

HAD MADE HIM IMMORTAL.

IMMORTAL ?

HE DISCOVERED THAT CHILDRENHAVE THINGS CALLED "MARLOCS"

IN THEIR BODIES.

AND WHEN AN ADULTHAS SEX WITH A CHILD,

THE MARLOCS IMPLODE FEEDINGTHE ADULT'S RECEPTOR CAVITY

WITH ENERGY THAT CAUSESIMMORTALITY--

SO SAYETHTHE RULER OF BETHOS.

FINNEUS TRAVELED THE WORLD,LOVING MANY, MANY CHILDREN.

AND HE LIVED FOR ETERNITY--

UNTIL HE WAS HITBY A TRAIN IN 1892.

DO YOU REALIZE HOWRETARDED THAT SOUNDS ?

IS IT ANY MORE RETARDEDTHAN THE IDEA OF GOD

SENDING HIS SONTO DIE FOR OUR SINS ?

IS IT ANY MORE RETARDEDTHAN BUDDHA

SITTING BENEATH A TREEFOR 20 YEARS ?!

YEAH, IT'S WAY,WAY MORE RETARDED.

WELL, NOW THAT YOU KNOWOUR CLUB'S SECRETS,

IT APPEARS YOULEAVE US NO CHOICE.

I'M AFRAID WE'RE GOING TOHAVE TO...

ASK YOU TO LEAVE.

( dramatic music )

WE'RE NOT LEAVINGWITHOUT CHEF.

IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO LEAVE

THEN I'M AFRAID WE'RE JUSTGOING TO HAVE TO...

CALL SECURITYAND MAKE YOU LEAVE.

( dramatic music )

YOU'LL BE LED OUT BY SECURITY

AND IT WILL BESUPER-EMBARRASSING

AND EVERYONE HERE WILL SEE--HA HA !

HA HA HA HA,HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA !