This Like East Denver - Video Clip | South Park Studios

GOD, WHAT A CRAPHOLE,DUDE !

THIS IS LIKE EAST DENVER,JESUS CHRIST !

DUDE, NO WONDER TERRORISTSCOME FROM PLACES LIKE THIS.

IF I GREW UP HEREI'LL BE PISSED OFF TOO.

HEY, LOOK,THERE'S A TAXI.

HELLO.

WE NEED TO GO HERE.

( Persian )

( whip cracks )

GOD, WHAT IS THIS,THE FRIGGIN' "FLINTSONES" ?

IS THIS THERIGHT HOUSE ?

I THINK SO.

( knocking )

( Persian )

UH, HI,WE'RE FROM AMERICA.

AH, WE SENT YOUTHE DOLLAR, THE $4.

YOU SENT USTHIS GOAT.

GOAT ?

HERE, WE DON'TWANT IT.

OH, YOU WANTSOMETHING ELSE ?

ALL WE HADWAS THE GOAT.

YOUR COUNTRY BOMBEDEVERYTHING ELSE.

NO, DUDE, WE'RENOT UNGRATEFUL.

IT'S JUST NONE OF USCAN KEEP THE GOAT.

IT WAS CHOKING ON THE SWEETAIR OF FREEDOM IN AMERICA,

SO WE BROUGHT IT BACKTO YOUR CRAPPY COUNTRY.

OH, AND HERE.

TAKE THIS AMERICAN FLAGAS A GIFT.

YAY !YAY !YAY !

HEY, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING ?

THEY TOLD US IN SCHOOL EVERYONEBUT TERRORISTS LOVE AMERICA.

HA !

( Persian )

WHAT DID YOU CALL US ?

YOUR COUNTRYIS THE EVIL EMPIRE.

YOUR GOVERNMENT WANTSTO RULE THE WORLD !

BUT YOUR VALUES AND SPIRITUALISMARE IN THE GUTTER.

THEN WHY DID YOUSEND US A GOAT ?

BECAUSE IN AFGHANISTANWE HAVE PRIDE.

IF YOU SEND US SOMETHING

WE MUST SEND SOMETHINGIN RETURN.

IT DOESN'T MEAN WE DON'TSTILL HATE YOU.

NOW, GET OUT OF HERE !

HEY, HEY,OPEN THE DOOR.

I TOLD YOU, "JAWAS"HAVE NO HEARTS.

JAWAS ?

YOU KNOW, SAND PEOPLE.

HOW COME THEY HATEAMERICA SO MUCH ?

WHAT THE HELLDID WE DO ?

WELL, WE TRIED, DUDE.

IF ANYONE ELSE IN THISCRAPHOLE HATES AMERICANS

WE BETTER JUST LEAVE THE GOATAND GET BACK TO THE PLANE.

ALL RIGHT.

( touching piano music )

OH LOOK,HE'S FOLLOWING US.

IT'S SO SAD.

GOD, I HATE YOUSO MUCH, STAN.

WHAT ?

( angry chanting )

HOWDY.

AH... GREETINGSFROM CANADA.

WELL, BOYS,IT'S "ABOOT" TIME

WE GET TO OUR "HOOSE"IN CANADA, ISN'T IT ?

HEY, WHAT THE HELL AREYOU TALKING ABOUT ?!

I'M NOT A GOD DAMN CANADIANAND NEITHER ARE YOU !

OH, CARTMAN,YOU STUPID ASSHOLE.

( shouting )

( Arabic )

... OSAMA BIN LADEN !

( laughter )

GOOD JOB, FAT-ASS.

DUDE, DON'T CALL MEA CANADIAN.