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They’re not PEOPLE, they’re HIPPIES!!!

August 19, 2014 / 8:00 PM

“It’s simple science. Look, when hippies start to nest in a new area, it draws other hippies in. With the right weather conditions and topography, it can lead to a music festival. One that lasts for days, even weeks. Reggae on the River, Woodstock, Burning Man — they would all PALE in comparison to what we’re looking at now. In my professional opinion… I think we’re looking at a full blown Hippie Jam fest the size of which we’ve never seen.”

>> Watch Cartman battle the Hippie Jam Fest invasion in the Season 9 classic: “Die Hippie, Die“…

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