We Be Clubbin

We Be Clubbin’

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Season	s29
Episode	e05
Written By	Trey Parker
Production Code	2905
Original Air Date	2026-11-111

Episode Chronology

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Official Description

When club sports take over Craig’s afternoons and weekends, Tweek signs up to spend more time with him. Soon his whole family struggles to keep up.

Memorable Quotes

• "I know you've all heard about the midterms and the severe beating our president took." - Mr. Garrison
• "What're midterms?!" - Butters
• "It's no fun punching down on a HELPLESS LOSER. " - Mr. Garrison
• "FUCK YEAH! FUCK YES DUDE! YEAH
• "We are BACK! We are FUCKING BACK BABY! WOWWW!!!!" - PC Principal
• "We are gonna get shit back on track - we are gonna be TOLERANT- we’re gonna be RESPECTFUL of ALL RACES" - PC Principal
• "We're gonna have fucking sex changes all fucking students! WE ARE GONNA- WE ARE GOING TO SUPPORT FUCKING PALESTINE! And we are no longer going to forget about the MINORITY and the gay students AT THIS SCHOOL!" - PC Principal
• "Gay students at this school...? Oh my God!" - Cartman
• "I never sound excited." - Craig
• "Yes, well we all have to sacrifice for our kids!" - Laura Tucker
• "ELECTROLYTES! EVERYONE TAKE ELECTROLYTES! TWEEK ELECTROLYTES!!" - Richard Tweak
• "Yeah dude, it's CLUB SPORTS. It totally sucks." - Craig
• "You can't hang out with the B tier kids, ok? They're terrible, just look at 'em. No, don't actually look at 'em, they'll make you sick." - Mr. Davies
• "Hold on a second... you guys are fuckin' GAY??" - Mr. Davies
• "And in today's world, all our children really need... is SACS." - Mr. Davies
• "Oh hey guyyyssss!" - Mrs. Tweak
• "Come on gay kids. " - Mr. Davies
• "Craig, Craig... it's ok. You gotta CALM DOWN, man." - Tweek

Characters

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Herbert Garrison

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PC Principal

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Butters Stotch

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Eric Cartman

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Kyle Broflovski

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Stan Marsh

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Bebe Stevens

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Wendy Testaburger

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Jimmy Valmer

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Craig Tucker

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Tweek Tweak

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Mr. Davis SAC Employee (CumHammer Brand Management Head)

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Richard Tweak

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Mrs. Tweak

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Laura Tucker

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Thomas Tucker

Character Debuts

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SACS Club Sports Parents

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SACS Club Sports Parents 2

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SACS Club Sports Kids

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SACS Club Sports Kids 2

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The Bowers

Alter-Egos

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Craig - SACS Uniform

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Craig - SACS Uniform with Backpack

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Craig - SACS AAA Uniform

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Tweek - SACS Uniform

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Tweek - SACS Uniform with Backpack

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Tweek SACS AAA Uniform

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Mr. Davis - SACS TShirt

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Richard Tweak - SACS TShirt

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Mrs. Tweak - SACS TShirt

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Mr. and Mrs. Tweak AAA Outfit

Locations

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South America Elementary

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7 Eleven

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Tweak Residence

Locations Debut

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South America Club Sports

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South America Club Sports Bar

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Limon Club Sports

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Limon Club Sports Bar

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Castle Pine Club Sports

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Castle Pine Club Sports Bar

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Thorton's Club Sports

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Thorton Club Sports

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Thorton Club Sports Bar

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Sunrise Motel

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Breckenridge Club Sports

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Boulder Club Sports

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Fort Collins Club Sports

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Pueblo Club Sports

Songs

"We Be Clubbin'" - Ice Cube "Love Can Heal" - Peter Gabriel

Season 29

e1 Biker Gangs of South America

e2 Billionaire Weenietown

e3 You Like That On Your Face

e4 Guinea Pig On A Stick

e5 We Be Clubbin’

e6 [[]]