South Park

Jews Can't Play Basketball

Season 9 E 1 • 03/09/2005

Kyle is crushed when does not make the all-state basketball team.

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Negroplasty
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Kyle consults Dr. Biber on how to become tall and black.
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Transgender Progressive Thinking
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