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The National Guard

Season 3 E 14 • 11/24/1999

The Confederates take their reenactment to Tennessee.

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02:04

The War is Won
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Stan and Kyle put an end to the Confederates.
11/24/1999
02:00

A Refueled Confederacy
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The Confederates get more schnapps.
11/24/1999
01:59

Let's Take Topeka
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The Confederates decide to take Topeka.
11/24/1999
01:02

Band Practice
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The boys practice their instruments for a Civil War reenactment. Cartman doesn't really grasp the concept.
11/24/1999
01:58

General Cartman Lee
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Cartman shows up to the reenactment dressed as General Lee.
11/24/1999
01:24

The Reenactment
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Cartman messes up the reenactment.
11/24/1999
01:06

For the Confederacy
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The Confederates decide to go against tradition and win.
11/24/1999
00:58

The South Wins
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The Confederates win the reenactment.
11/24/1999
01:16

Victory in Topeka
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The Confederates go to Kansas and take Topeka.
11/24/1999
01:10

Fighting On
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The Confederates move to take Missouri.
11/24/1999
01:46

The National Guard
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The Confederates take their reenactment to Tennessee.
11/24/1999
01:26

Stan's Plan
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Stan empties the Confederates' schnapps holdings.
11/24/1999
01:48

South Carolina Joins the Battle
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The South Park Confederates are joined by South Carolina.
11/24/1999
00:53

The Confederate Demands
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The Confederates march to Washington, D.C.
11/24/1999
01:12

Shut Up, Turds!
South ParkS3 E15

Shelley tries to sing "I Saw Three Ships" but her speech impediment gives her trouble. Stan and Kyle laugh at her, so she throws a piano at them.
12/01/1999
03:15

Hanukkah
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Kyle tries to teach everyone about Hanukkah.
12/01/1999
03:24

Hitler Sings
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Satan and the gang sing about Christmas in Hell.
12/01/1999
01:05

Mackey of the Bells
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Mr. Mackey sings "Carol of the Bells."
12/01/1999
01:59

A Present From Deep Inside of You
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An introduction to Mr. Hankey's Christmas classics.
12/01/1999
02:08

Christmas Tree & Pie
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Cartman sings a personalized version of "O Holy Night."
12/01/1999
02:19

Merry F&*#ing Christmas
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Mr. Garrison attacks the rest of the world for the way they celebrate Christmas.
12/01/1999