MOM ! DAD !I HAVE AWESOME NEWS !
THE DOCTOR WHO GAVEMR. GARRISON A SEX CHANGE
SAID HE CAN MAKE METALL AND BLACK !
DR. BIBER SAID HE CANGIVE ME A NEGROPLASTY
SO I CAN FINALLY LOOK THE WAYI'VE ALWAYS WANTED !
HE EVEN TOOK MY PICTURE ANDTHEN DID COMPUTER IMAGING
TO SHOW WHAT I WOULD LOOKLIKE AFTER THE SURGERY !
OH, JUST GREAT.YOU SEE, SHEILA ?
THIS IS WHAT YOUR "TRANSGENDERPROGRESSIVE THINKING" GETS YOU !
NOW YOUR SON WANTSTO BE TRANSRACIAL.
CAN I HAVE $3,000,MOM AND DAD ?
HUH, CAN I ?
ABSOLUTELY NOT,KYLE !
BUT WHY NOT ?
YOU SAID SOMETIMESPEOPLE NEED SURGERY
TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTERABOUT THEMSELVES.
YES, BUT KYLE--
WELL, ALL MY LIFEI'VE FELT THAT I WAS BLACK.
I LISTEN TO HIP-HOP,I WATCH UPN
AND I LOVEPLAYING BASKETBALL.
MY BODY DOESN'T REFLECTWHO I AM INSIDE.
KYLE, YOU HAVE TO ACCEPTYOUR BODY THE WAY IT IS.
WHY DO I HAVE TO ACCEPT ITWHEN I CAN CHANGE IT ?
THE ANSWER IS NO,KYLE !
YOU'RE NOT GOING TOHAVE NEGROPLASTY !
BUT JEWS CAN'TPLAY BASKETBALL !
KYLE, YOU BETTER STOPBEING ANTISEMETIC
RIGHT NOW, MISTER !
I'M NEVER SPEAKING TO EITHERONE OF YOU EVER AGAIN !
OHH, THAT DOES IT !
WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?
THAT DR. BIBER IS ABOUT TOGET HIS ASS BITTEN OFF !
Transgender Progressive Thinking
Kyle's parents refuse to give him $3,000 for a negroplasty.
Kyle is crushed when does not make the all-state basketball team.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison thinks he needs an abortion.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison doesn't save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees and decides to stay a woman.x CLOSE
A sex change operation is Mr. Garrison's last chance for happiness.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison -- formerly Mr. -- can now pee sitting down!x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison introduces herself to the boys.x CLOSE
Mrs. Broflovski explains to Kyle why Mr. Garrison had a sex change.x CLOSE
Kyle consults Dr. Biber on how to become tall and black.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison never stopped to think about how Mr. Slave would feel about his new vagina.x CLOSE
Kyle's parents refuse to give him $3,000 for a negroplasty.x CLOSE