BOY, HAVE I BEEN BUSY.
A WOMAN'S WORKIS NEVER DONE.
I GOT SOME TAMPONS.
I SHOULD BE GETTINGMY PERIOD REALLY SOON.
HOPE I DON'T GETTOO EMOTIONAL
AND DRIVE YOU CRAZYWITH MY P.M.S.
MR. SLAVE, I GOTSOMETHING FOR US TOO.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE THISBEAUTIFUL WOMAN TO BED ?
N-NO THANKS ?
COME ON, MR. SLAVE, I WANNATRY OUT MY NEW SNOOTCH.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST WENTAHEAD AND HAD THAT SURGERY
WITHOUT EVEN ASKING MEWHAT I THOUGHT.
WELL, I ASSUMEDYOU SUPPORTED ME.
IT'S STILL ME, I JUST HAVEA VAGINA INSTEAD OF A PENIS.
BUT I'M GAY !I DON'T LIKE VAGINAS !
DON'T YOU EVEN CARETHAT I WAS SUFFERING ?!
I WASN'T HAPPYTHE WAY I WAS !
IT'S GREAT THATYOU FEEL BETTER,
BUT YOU NEVER STOPPED TOTHINK ABOUT HOW THE PEOPLE
AROUND YOU WOULD FEEL !
LOOK, WE CANSTILL BE TOGETHER.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DOIS STOP BEING GAY.
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ?!
YOU'RE GAY TOO !
I'M NOT GAY,I'M A WOMAN !
OH, JESUS CHRIST !
OH, SO IS THAT IT ?!
YOU'RE JUST GONNAWALK OUT ?
YOU MEN ARE ALL ALIKE !
GO AHEAD ANDFIND SOMEBODY
WHO DOESN'T HAVEA VAGINA, YOU FAG !
I Don't Like Vaginas
Mr. Garrison never stopped to think about how Mr. Slave would feel about his new vagina.
Kyle is crushed when does not make the all-state basketball team.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison thinks he needs an abortion.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison doesn't save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees and decides to stay a woman.x CLOSE
A sex change operation is Mr. Garrison's last chance for happiness.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison -- formerly Mr. -- can now pee sitting down!x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison introduces herself to the boys.x CLOSE
Mrs. Broflovski explains to Kyle why Mr. Garrison had a sex change.x CLOSE
Kyle consults Dr. Biber on how to become tall and black.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison never stopped to think about how Mr. Slave would feel about his new vagina.x CLOSE
Kyle's parents refuse to give him $3,000 for a negroplasty.x CLOSE