YEAH, MY SCHOOL TEACHERWANTED TO BE A WOMAN
AND YOU MADE HIMINTO ONE.
OH, YES,MR. GARRISON.
YES, HE HAD AVAGINOPLASTY, MM-HMM.
WELL, DO YOU ALSO DO OTHERSURGERIES LIKE THAT ?
YOU SEE, SOMETIMESA WOMAN WANTS TO BE A MAN.
THAT PROCEDURE IS CALLEDA PEENIEPLASTY.
NO, NO, I WANT TO BETALL AND BLACK.
YOU WHAT ?
I HATE BEINGSMALL AND JEWISH,
I FEEL LIKEA TALL BLACK MAN.
OHHH, YOU WANTA NEGROPLASTY !
A NEGROPLASTY ?!
IT'S A FAIRLYCOMMON PROCEDURE, REALLY,
JUST THE REVERSE OFA CAUCASIOPLASTY
JUST LIKEMICHAEL JACKSON HAD.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK HERE.
WHAT WE DO ISSLICE YOUR FACEAND PEEL IT BACK
SO WE CAN INSERT NEW PIGMENT-PRODUCING CELLS INSIDE.
WE BREAK THE ARM BONESIN SEVERAL PLACES
AND PUT IN BRACERSTO MAKE THEM LONGER.
NOW, THE KNEES, WE NEED TOSNAP OFF AND FILL WITH
SMALL, ROUND OBJECTS THAT CANCAUSE BETTER MOVEMENT.
AND WE FINISH IT OFFWITH A NICE PEENIEPLASTY
TO ENHANCE THE GENITALIA.
NEGROPLASTY TAKES ABOUT SEVENHOURS AND COSTS ROUGHLY $3,000.
UH, EXCUSE ME, IS THISREALLY A GOOD IDEA ?
WELL, IT'S A GOOD IDEA IF YOUWANT TO BE TALL AND BLACK.
OTHERWISE, I WOULDN'TRECOMMEND IT.
Kyle consults Dr. Biber on how to become tall and black.
Kyle is crushed when does not make the all-state basketball team.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison thinks he needs an abortion.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison doesn't save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees and decides to stay a woman.x CLOSE
A sex change operation is Mr. Garrison's last chance for happiness.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison -- formerly Mr. -- can now pee sitting down!x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison introduces herself to the boys.x CLOSE
Mrs. Broflovski explains to Kyle why Mr. Garrison had a sex change.x CLOSE
Kyle consults Dr. Biber on how to become tall and black.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison never stopped to think about how Mr. Slave would feel about his new vagina.x CLOSE
Kyle's parents refuse to give him $3,000 for a negroplasty.x CLOSE