IT'S OUR OL' PAL,STANNIE !
OH BOY, STANNIE,YOU CAME JUST IN TIME !
YEAH, WE'VE GOTA BIG PROBLEM !
THE GREAT SATANHAS COMMANDED
THAT WHENTHE ANTICHRIST IS BORN,
WE MUST FIND A HUMAN HOST BODYTO TRANSFER IT INTO.
THAT WAY IT CAN TAKE OVERTHE WHOLE WORLD !
THE WHOLE WORLD !
THE HUMAN MUST BENON-BAPTIZED
AND HEATHENISTICAGAINST CHRIST !
WE FIGUREDYOU'D BE PERFECT !
YEA !YEA !
I'M NOT A HEATHEN !
I WAS BAPTIZEDAND MY FAMILY'S CHRISTIAN !
AWWW... !AWWW... !
BUT WE GOT TO HAVE A HUMANHOST BODY FOR THE ANTICHRIST.
OH, DEAR, MAYBE WE WON'T HAVEA CRITTER CHRISTMAS AFTER ALL.
NOW DON'T BE DOWN,YA'LL.
STANNIE CAN HELP US FINDA NON-BAPTIZED HEATHEN HUMAN.
WILL YA REALLY,STANNIE ?
I'M NOT DOING YOUANY MORE FAVORS
AND I'M NOT LETTING YOU GIVEBIRTH TO THE ANTICHRIST !
I CAME HERE TO PUTA STOP TO ALL THIS !
TO STOP US ?
BUT GEE WIZ, STAN,IF YOU TRIED TO STOP US
WE'D HAVE TO USE OUR EVILSATANIC POWERS ON YOU.
I'M TAKING DOWNTHE MANGER I BUILT.
OH, BOY !
OUR SATANIC POWERSSURE DID THE TRICK !
OUR POWERS GET STRONGEREVERY DAY !
GET STRONGER EVERY DAY !
SORRY, STANNIE,BUT YOU SEE,
NOTHIN' CAN STOP THE BIRTHOF THE ANTICHRIST...
EXCEPT FORA MOUNTAIN LION.
AND YOU GOTRID A HER !
YEA !YEA !
THE BOY SHOOK WITH ANGERHE BROKE A SWEAT AND FELT ILL !
WHEN HE REMEMBERED,
THERE WERE THREE MOUNTAIN LIONCUBS STILL ALIVE ON THE HILL !
The Critters Attack Stan
The critters use their evil powers to stop Stan from taking down the manger.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
The mountain lion cubs learn how to perform abortions.x CLOSE
Santa is pissed when the Antichrist is born.x CLOSE
The mountain cubs give Kyle an abortion.x CLOSE
Stan meets the Woodland Critters.x CLOSE
Stan builds the Critters a manger for their coming Savior.x CLOSE
Stan kills a mountain lion, mother of three.x CLOSE
The Critters have a blood orgy.x CLOSE
Stan tries to watch television to forget his problems.x CLOSE
The critters use their evil powers to stop Stan from taking down the manger.x CLOSE
Kyle is the perfect human vessel for the Critters' Antichrist.x CLOSE