HI, STANNIE !HI, STANNIE !
AW... WHA ?
HIS FRIENDSWERE ALL THERE !
WHAT A WONDERFULSURPRISE !
THE LITTLE BOY SMILEDWITH JOY IN HIS EYES !
WHAT TIME IS IT ?
YOU AREN'T GONNA BELIEVEWHAT HAPPENED, STANNIE.
IT'S THE MOST MAGICALCHRISTMAS GIFT EVER !
PORCUPINIE IS PREGNANT !
YOU GUYS, I HAVE TOGO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW.
I DEDUCE THE MANBOYDOESN'T UNDERSTAND
THE SERIOUSNESSOF THE FERTILIZATION !
PORCUPINIE IS A VIRGIN,STANNIE.
HER CONCEPTIONWAS IMMACULATE !
SHE'S GOING TO GIVE BIRTHTO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR !
IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD UNTO ME
THAT I WOULD GIVE BIRTHON CHRISTMAS DAY !
SO SOON !
HOW DELIGHTFUL !
OUR SOULS ARE SAVED !
FINALLY, THE CRITTERSARE GONNA HAVE A SAVIOR
OF THEIR VERY OWNOF THEIR VERY OWN !
YEA !YEA !YEA !
THERE'S JUSTONE PROBLEM...
WE DON'T HAVE A MANGER FOROUR SAVIOR TO BE BORN IN.
AWWW !AWWW !AWWW !
BUT WE GOTTO HAVE A MANGER !
CAN YOU DO IT,STAN ?
CAN YOU BUILD USA MANGER, HUH ?
YEA !YEA !YEA !
"OF COURSE I'LL BUILD YOUA MANGER !"
THE LITTLE BOY CRIED.
AND HE WINKED ATHIS CRITTER FRIENDS
AND LEAPT TO THEIR SIDE !
AND OUT IN THE WOODS,THE BOY STEAMED RIGHT AHEAD
MAKING A PLACE FOR THE CRITTERBABE TO LAY ITS SWEET HEAD.
GEE WIZ, IF IT ISN'T THENICEST MANGER I EVER SAW !
I DEDUCE THAT IT SHALL SERVEAS A PERFECTLY SUITABLE
RESTING PLACEFOR THE SON OF OUR LORD !
DOES THIS MEAN WE CANGO TO SLEEP NOW ?
MY SON WILL HAVE THE NICESTBED IN ALL THE FOREST !
FIT FOR A KING !
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BESTCRITTER CHRISTMAS EVER !
♪ IT'S ALMOST TIMEWHEN THE TIME IS HERE ♪
♪ THE TIME THAT'S ONLYONCE A YEAR-- ♪
ALL RIGHT,I'M GOING NOW.
( growl )
AAAH !AAAH !
THE MOUNTAIN LION !
GO AWAY, SHOO !
( growl )
IS IT GONE ?
I DEDUCE IT IS !
I'M NOC-C-COMING OUT !
WELL, THIS IS THE END.
THE MOUNTAIN LION OBVIOUSLYKNOWS PORCUPINIE IS PREGNANT
AND ITS GOING TOKILL IT AGAIN !
EVERY CHRISTMAS,THE MOUNTAIN LION COMES DOWN
AND EATS THE VIRGIN CRITTER
IMPREGNATED WITHTHE SON OF OUR LORD.
OH DEAR,I'M SO VERY AFRAID !
LET'S FACE IT,
THE MOUNTAIN LION WILL NEVERLET OUR SAVIOR BE BORN !
HEY, WE SHOULDN'T BEUPSET THIS CHRISTMAS
WE'VE GOT STANNIE !
OF COURSE,STANNIE CAN DO ANYTHING !
IF HE CAN BUILD A MANGER
HE CAN STOP THAT MEAN OL'MOUNTAIN LION !
CHRISTMAS IS SAVED !
YEA !YEA !
HIGH UP OVER THE FOREST,ON A DARK, CRAGGILY PEAK
Stan Builds a Manger
Stan builds the Critters a manger for their coming Savior.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
The mountain lion cubs learn how to perform abortions.x CLOSE
Santa is pissed when the Antichrist is born.x CLOSE
The mountain cubs give Kyle an abortion.x CLOSE
Stan meets the Woodland Critters.x CLOSE
Stan builds the Critters a manger for their coming Savior.x CLOSE
Stan kills a mountain lion, mother of three.x CLOSE
The Critters have a blood orgy.x CLOSE
Stan tries to watch television to forget his problems.x CLOSE
The critters use their evil powers to stop Stan from taking down the manger.x CLOSE
Kyle is the perfect human vessel for the Critters' Antichrist.x CLOSE