AND NOW, LET'S HEARFROM THE SCHOOL TEACHER

MR. GARRISON.

OKAY CHILDREN,LET'S TAKE OUR SEATS.

TODAY WE'RE GONNA LEARNHOW DIFFERENT CULTURES

AROUND THE WORLDCELEBRATE THE HOLIDAY SEASON.

( all groan )

NOW, PAY ATTENTION.

♪ I HEARD THERE ISNO CHRISTMAS ♪

♪ IN THE SILLY MIDDLE EAST

♪ NO TREES, NO SNOW,NO SANTA CLAUS ♪

♪ THEY HAVE DIFFERENTRELIGIOUS BELIEFS ♪

♪ THEY BELIEVE IN MOHAMMEDAND NOT IN OUR HOLIDAY ♪

♪ AND SO EVERY DECEMBER

♪ I GO TO THEMIDDLE EAST AND SAY... ♪

♪ HEY THERE MR. MUSLIMMERRY F-( BEEP )IN' CHRISTMAS ♪

♪ PUT DOWN THAT BOOKTHE KORAN ♪

FIGHTING THE FRIZZIESAT 11:00 !

♪ IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICEDIT'S JESUS' BIRTHDAY ♪

♪ SO GET OFF YOURHEATHEN MUSLIM ASS ♪

♪ AND F-( BEEP )-IN' CELEBRATE

♪ THERE IS NO HOLIDAY SEASONIN INDIA, I'VE HEARD ♪

♪ THEY DON'T HANG UPTHEIR STOCKINGS ♪

♪ AND THAT IS JUST ABSURD

♪ THEY NEVER READA CHRISTMAS STORY ♪

♪ THEY DON'T KNOW WHATRUDOLPH IS ABOUT ♪

♪ AND THAT IS WHY IN DECEMBERI'LL GO TO INDIA AND SHOUT... ♪

♪ HEY THERE MR. HINDUISTMERRY F-( BEEP )-IN' CHRISTMAS ♪

♪ DRINK EGG NOGAND EAT SOME BEEF ♪

♪ AND PASS IT TO THE MISSUS

♪ IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICEDIT'S JESUS' BIRTHDAY ♪

♪ SO GET OFF YOURHEATHEN HINDU ASS ♪

♪ AND F-( BEEP )-IN' CELEBRATE

♪ NOW, I HEARD THAT IN JAPANEVERYONE JUST LIVES IN SIN ♪

♪ THEY PRAY TO SEVERAL GODSAND PUT NEEDLES IN THEIR SKIN ♪

♪ ON DECEMBER 25thALL THEY DO IS EAT A CAKE ♪

♪ AND THAT IS WHY I GO TO JAPANAND WALK AROUND AND SAY... ♪

♪ HEY THERE MR. SHINTOIST,MERRY F-( BEEP )-IN' CHRISTMAS ♪

♪ GOD IS GONNA KICK YOUR ASSYOU INFIDELIC PAGAN SCUM ♪

♪ IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICEDTHERE'S FESTIVE THINGS TO DO ♪

♪ SO LET'S ALL REJOICE FOR JESUSMERRY F-( BEEP )-IN'CHRISTMAS TO YOU ♪

♪ ON CHRISTMAS DAY...

♪ I TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLDAND SAY... ♪

♪ TAOIST, KRISHNAS, BUDDISTSAND ALL YOU ATHEISTS TOO ♪

♪ MERRY F-( BEEP )-IN'CHRISTMAS ♪

♪ TO YOU ♪

( clapping )

THANK YOU MR. HAT.