YOU HERE FORAN ABORTION TOO ?
YEAH, I DISCOVEREDA FEW DAYS AGO
I WASN'T BLEEDING OUT MY KOOZ,SO I GUESS I'M KNOCKED UP.
IS THIS DOCTOR ANY GOOD ?
MRS... GARRISON ?
OH, THAT'S ME.
HELLO, DOCTOR, IT LOOKS LIKEI NEED AN ABORTION.
AN ABORTION ?
YEAH, I'VE GOT ONEGROWING INSIDE ME.
NOW, ARE YOU GONNASCRAMBLE ITS BRAINS
OR JUST VACUUM IT OUT ?
IF YOU WANT, YOU CANJUST SCRAMBLE IT
AND I'LL QUEEF ITOUT MYSELF.
MR. GARRISON--MRS. GARRISON.
MRS. GARRISON, YOU CAN'THAVE AN ABORTION.
DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT I CANAND CAN'T DO WITH MY BODY !
A WOMAN HASA RIGHT TO CHOOSE !
NO, I MEAN YOU'RE PHYSICALLYUNABLE TO HAVE AN ABORTION
BECAUSE YOU CAN'TGET PREGNANT.
BUT I MISSED MY PERIOD.
YOU CAN'T HAVEPERIODS EITHER.
YOU HAD A SEX CHANGE,MR. GARRISON,
BUT YOU DON'T HAVEOVARIES OR A WOMB.
YOU DON'T PRODUCE EGGS.
YOU MEAN... I'LL NEVERKNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
TO HAVE A BABY GROWINGINSIDE ME
AND THEN SCRAMBLE ITS BRAINSAND VACUUM IT OUT ?
BUT I PAID $5,000TO BE A WOMAN.
THIS WOULD MEANI'M NOT REALLY A WOMAN.
I'M JUST A, I'M JUST A GUYWITH A MUTILATED PENIS.
OH BOY, DO I FEELLIKE A JACKASS.
Scramble It's Brains or Vacuum it Out
Mr. Garrison thinks he needs an abortion.
Kyle is crushed when does not make the all-state basketball team.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison thinks he needs an abortion.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison doesn't save her balls from exploding in Kyle's knees and decides to stay a woman.x CLOSE
A sex change operation is Mr. Garrison's last chance for happiness.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison -- formerly Mr. -- can now pee sitting down!x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison introduces herself to the boys.x CLOSE
Mrs. Broflovski explains to Kyle why Mr. Garrison had a sex change.x CLOSE
Kyle consults Dr. Biber on how to become tall and black.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison never stopped to think about how Mr. Slave would feel about his new vagina.x CLOSE
Kyle's parents refuse to give him $3,000 for a negroplasty.x CLOSE