UGHHHH...OUCHHH...OHHH...

OH, MY HEAD.

WHERE AM I ?

NED, I THINK I CAN SAYWITHOUT ANY DOUBT

THAT THAT WAS THE LONGESTDRINKING BINGE WE'VE EVER HAD.

OH, OH MY HEAD.

OH NO, I'M SUPPOSEDTO BE AT WORK TODAY !

ME TOO !

WELL, C'MON EVERYBODY WE'VEGOT TO GET TO THE NEARESTBUS STATION, QUICK !

WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?

WE'RE GOING HOME,KID, C'MON !

WE CAN'T GO HOME, WE HAVETO TAKE FORT SUMTER !

THE ONLY THING WE'VEGOT TO DO IS GET HOME

BEFORE OUR WIVES LEAVE US !

WHAT ABOUTTHE CONFEDERACY ?

WHAT ABOUT FREEDOM !

HA, HA, YOU LOSE,FAT ASS !

GOD, I HATE YOU GUYS !

YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW,

I THINK YOU'VELEARNED SOMETHING TODAY.

YOU'VE LEARNED THAT YOUCAN'T RE-WRITE HISTORY.

YOU SEE,HISTORY IS FOREVER !

AND EVERYTHING HAPPENSFOR A REASON.

SURE YOU CAN TRY TOCHANGE THE PAST

BUT USUALLY--WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?

THIS ISN'T OVER,OH, NO...

OH NO, NOT BYA LONG SHOT !

OH, I DON'T BELIEVEWE CAME ALL THE WAY OUT HERE.

YEAH, WELL I DON'T THINK THE BUSSTATION IS TOO FAR FROM HERE.

HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK A BUSTICKET BACK TO COLORADOIS GONNA RUN ?

UGHH...HUPP...

HELLO, I AM SUZETTE,THE S'MORE SCHNAPPS GIRL !

WE ARE PLEASEDTO SPONSOR YOU

WITH ALL THES'MORE SCHNAPPS YOU NEED.

UH, I CAN'T DRINKANY MORE OF THAT STUFF.

ME NEITHER.

UH, C'MON GUYS,JUST ONE LITTLE DRINK.

A TOAST TO HOW FAR YOU CAMEAND ALL THAT YOU SAW.

YES, PLEASE...DO SHOTS OUT OF MY BREASTS !

WELL, I GUESSONE LITTLE CHEERSIS IN ORDER !

( yelling & reveling )

HEY LOOK, NED'S DOINGHIS TRICK AGAIN.

HEY GUYS, LET'S ALLPLAY A GAME OF GRAB-ASS !

WHAT'S GRAB-ASS ?

WE JUST RUNAROUND IN CIRCLES

AND TRY TO GRABEACH OTHER'S ASSES !

HEY, THAT SOUND FUN !

HA HA, I GOT YOU !

HA HA !HA HA !

GENTLEMEN, I HATE TOBREAK UP THE PARTY,

BUT I BELIEVE WEHAVE A FORT TO TAKE.

YOU HEARDTHE GENERAL !

YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !

OH, NO !

WE'LL NEVERSTOP THEM NOW.