The Morning After
Season 1 E 5 • 09/10/1997
Mephesto's giant clone version of Stan is missing.
South ParkS1 E5Genetical Engineering
Kyle decides the only way his mom is going to let him keep his new pet elephant is to cross-breed him with Cartman's pot-bellied pig.
South ParkS1 E5Four-assed Monkey
Dr. Mephesto informs the kids that, according to a Loverboy song, pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.
South ParkS1 E5Ba-Chomp Ba Chewy Chomp
Stan stops his 400-pound evil clone from destroying the city and invites him to go home and meet Shelley.
South ParkS1 E5Stan's Black Eye
Cartman gives Stan advice about what he should do the next time his sister tries to beat him up. And Kyle gets a new pet elephant.
South ParkS1 E5Are You Looking at My Headgear?
Shelley puts Stan's head through a TV for looking at her headgear.
South ParkS1 E5Get 'em to Make Sweet Love
The only way the boys are going to create a pint-sized elephant for the science fair is to get the animals to make sweet, sweet love.
South ParkS1 E5Get That Elephant Drunk
Stan wants everyone to go to his house to protect him from his sister, but they have to go get the elephant drunk.
South ParkS1 E5I Love You Shelley
Stan tries to fend off his sister with family love. Bill and Fosse have created a human clone.
South ParkS1 E5Love Gravy
Elton John and Chef serenade the elephant and Fluffy into the right mood for makin' love.
South ParkS1 E5Horrible Mistake
Bill, Terrance and Fosse's Human Clone Experiment has gone horribly wrong and their creature escapes the ranch to wreak havoc on South Park.
South ParkS1 E5The Morning After
The Pig and Elephant wake up the next morning after having sex. Dr. Mephesto asks the boys for help with finding the clone.
South ParkS1 E5Lusciously Sorry
The giant clone microwaves Kenny but is no match for Shelley. Mephesto puts the creature out of its misery and apologizes for toying with God's creations.
South ParkS1 E5Everybody Hates Stan
Shelley surprisingly saves Stan from getting in trouble with his parents then runs him over with a lawnmower.
South ParkS1 E5Pot-bellied Garrisons
Cartman's pig finally gives birth, but the offspring doesn't look like pot-bellied elephants. They look more like Mr. Garrison.
South ParkS1 E6Grandpa's Birthday
At Grandpa Marsh's 102nd birthday party he asks Stan to kill him, but Stan refuses.
South ParkS1 E6Complaints Everywhere
The class is mad because Kyle's mom called Mr. Garrison and everyone's parents to complain about "Terrance and Phillip." Stan ponders killing his grandfather.
South ParkS1 E6Jesus and Pals
Stan asks Jesus his stance on assisted suicide, but he is not helpful. Grandpa Marsh tries to trick Stan into hanging him.
South ParkS1 E6Toilet Humor
"Terrance and Phillip" is a popular show amongst the boys, but not with their moms. Grandpa keeps trying to get Stan to kill him.
South ParkS1 E6Chef Won't Touch It
The boys decide to watch "Terrance and Phillip" at Stan's house because only his grandpa is home. Stan considers killing the old man but Chef won't give him advice.
South ParkS1 E6P.T.A. Meeting
The P.T.A. meet and decide to not only boycott "Terrance and Phillip," but the whole network. Mr. Garrison seems to have caught Kenny's explosive diarrhea.