As Seen on TV
Season 12 E 5 • 04/09/2008
Ms. Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
South ParkS12 E5I Think That's Teachers Penis
Butter's mom finds a surprise in the kitchen.
South ParkS12 E5You're Not My Penis
Garrison's penis rampages all over South Park, terrifying the local women.
South ParkS12 E5How White Girls Cheat
One of Mr. Cartmanez's students needs his advice.
South ParkS12 E5Long Whiskers, or Short?
Ms. Garrison enlists the South Park Police to help find her runaway penis.
South ParkS12 E5Amazing Test Scores
The students recieve good news and bad news about their test scores.
South ParkS12 E5Its My Penis
Ms. Garrison gives up her hopes of ever becoming a man again.
South ParkS12 E5Moonlight Duet
The mouse and Garrison's new penis sing under the moon and stars.
South ParkS12 E5As Seen on TV
Ms.Garrison's dream to become a man again is given hope by a lab mouse and science.
South ParkS12 E5I Deserve a Penis!
Ms. Garrison realizes that her sex change was a mistake.
South ParkS12 E5Who's Teacher Now!
Garrison is removed from his teaching duties and Cartman takes his place.
South ParkS12 E5Don't Commend Me!
Eric's success as a substitute teacher leads to a new job opportunity.
South ParkS12 E5Eek, A Penis! - Mr. Cartmanez
Eric Cartmanez starts his first day as a Calculus teacher in the inner-city.
South ParkS12 E5My Penis Looks Great
Mr. Garrison's penis escapes from the genetics lab.
South ParkS12 E5How Do I Reach These Kids?
Cartman teaches the inner-city kids how to use the white person method.
South ParkS12 E5Boys, Have You Seen My Penis
Garrison is looking everywhere for his escaped penis.
South ParkS12 E5What's the Score, Jefe?
A troubled kid learns a painful lesson from Mr. Cartmanez.
South ParkS12 E6The Internet Will Be Waiting
The Marsh Family has its internet time cut short.