South Park
Breakin' My Balls
Season 5 E 13 • 12/05/2001
Cartman finds a lab that will buy his fetuses, only to discover that stem-cell research has been banned.
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01:15
South ParkS5 E12
J-Mart
Token's parents take him to J-Mart, and he's thrilled. The other parents are shocked and make Token's family feel out of place.
11/28/2001
00:40
South ParkS5 E12
Spoiled Rich Kids
Token gives the Smith kids a tour of his house, however they seem to be on a different level of richness than him.
11/28/2001
00:53
South ParkS5 E12
Spreading the Word
Will Smith calls up Snoop Dogg and tells him about South Park. Snoop thinks it sounds great and decides to spread the word.
11/28/2001
02:01
South ParkS5 E12
Cash Chuckers
The locals are furious as more and more rich people move in, and don't want the poor-purity of South Park to be threatened.
11/28/2001
01:25
South ParkS5 E12
Lower Case T Burning
The men from the bar decide to burn a lower case 'T' in front of a rich person's home, to send the message "Time to leave."
11/28/2001
01:06
South ParkS5 E12
Polo Match
The rich kids teach Token how to play polo, but he's not really into it. Token feels just as out of place with the rich kids.
11/28/2001
01:29
South ParkS5 E12
Million Millionaire March
The rich form the Million Millionaire March in protest of their unfair treatment and pay Chef to join them.
11/28/2001
00:48
South ParkS5 E12
Get Your Sheets
Mr. Garrison points out that rich people are afraid of ghosts so they decide to get some sheets and scare them out of town.
11/28/2001
01:20
South ParkS5 E12
Lesson Learned
After spending time with a bunch of bad-joke-loving lions, Token decides to return home.
11/28/2001
02:07
South ParkS5 E13
Unplanned Pregnancy
Ms. Anders agrees to donate her aborted child to stem-cell research. But the truck carrying the fetuses crashes through a guardrail, and Cartman discovers the wreckage in the snow.
12/05/2001
02:06
South ParkS5 E13
Breakin' My Balls
Cartman finds a lab that will buy his fetuses, only to discover that stem-cell research has been banned.
12/05/2001
02:44
South ParkS5 E13
We Have to Be Tough
The boys go to visit Kenny in the hospital and Stan can't handle seeing him like that. Cartman vows to find a cure for Kenny's disease.
12/05/2001
01:44
South ParkS5 E13
33 Aborted Fetuses
Cartman sends Butters to interrupt the boys from lighting cow-pies on fire to tell them he found 33 aborted fetuses worth their weight in gold.
12/05/2001
01:39
South ParkS5 E13
Kenny's Sick
Cartman and Kenny don't show up for school. Kyle and Stan learn that Kenny has a terminal disease and is probably going to die.
12/05/2001
01:18
South ParkS5 E13
Succulent Shrimp
Cartman is so desperate to unload his fetuses he tries selling them as shrimp. When the boys arrive at his house Butters takes over the telemarketing.
12/05/2001
01:57
South ParkS5 E13
Another Shakeys Pizza
Eric goes to the research lab to learn more about stem cells and how they might save Kenny's life. Now he must find a way to persuade the government to revoke the ban.
12/05/2001
01:32
South ParkS5 E13
Old Anorexic Whore
The Make-a-Wish Foundation shows up to give Kenny his last big wish, but all he wants is not to die. They send him Madonna.
12/05/2001
01:16
South ParkS5 E13
Vengeful God
Stan wonders why God would give us anything if he's only going to take it away. Chef explains that God wants us to cry because he needs our tears to feel powerful.
12/05/2001
01:52
South ParkS5 E13
The Heat of the Moment
Cartman tries to persuade the government to revoke the ban on stem cell research and save Kenny's life. He moves all of Congress to sing along with him.
12/05/2001
00:47
South ParkS5 E13
Put That Fetus to Good Use
Cartman has convinced the government to lift the ban and has staked himself out front of "Unplanned Parenthood," trying to get people to donate their fetuses to research.
12/05/2001
01:51
South ParkS5 E13
Worst Friend Ever
Stan finally musters up the courage to go see Kenny, but he's too late. Cartman used up all the baby fetuses to replicate his own Shakey's Pizzeria.
12/05/2001