South Park
Secret Headquarters of Doom
Season 13 E 2 • 03/18/2009
Mysterion visits Kyle in a bid to protect his identity. Meanwhile, the Coon visits Professor Chaos' secret lair.
Tags:CartmanButtersKylecrimeProfessor ChaosMysterionThe CoonGeneral Disarray

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01:33
South ParkS4 E1
Tooth Fairy Cartman
Cartman dresses up as the Tooth Fairy to steal Butters' tooth from underneath his pillow. Cartman gets $4 for this tooth, feeding the drive for more teeth.
04/05/2000
01:19
South ParkS4 E2
A HATE CRIME
Cartman thinks he's getting off lightly for hurting Token until the FBI steps in.
04/12/2000
00:53
South ParkS4 E2
Token's House
Stan and Kyle visit Token's house to try to get him to forgive Cartman. Turns out Token's Dad also has a problem with hate crime legislation.
04/12/2000
01:28
South ParkS4 E2
The "Free Eric Cartman Now" Committee
Kyle, Stan, and Token make a presentation to the Governor about the "Savage Hypocrisy" that is hate crime legislation. And it makes sense.
04/12/2000
01:44
South ParkS4 E6
Kidney Blocker 2000
Team Kidney sneaks into Cartman's house. When they go to cut him open, they discover that he is wearing the Kidney Blocker 2000. Stan is very angry.
06/28/2000
00:57
South ParkS4 E6
My Kidney
Cartman wakes up to find his kidney gone. He goes to Stan and demands it back.
06/28/2000
00:50
South ParkS4 E10
Goodbye Forever Saddam
God grants Satan a favor and lets Saddam into Heaven so that Satan can be rid of him forever.
07/26/2000
02:07
South ParkS4 E14
A Dickens Classic
The creators of South Park take a break from their regular show and present the classic tale, "Great Expectations," which just so happens to be the story of Pip's Origins.
11/29/2000
01:24
South ParkS4 E14
Pip's Learned A Lot
Pip wakes up to discover he was found unconscious in the street and that it wasn't Miss Havisham who was his benefactor; it was the escaped convict that he helped.
11/29/2000
03:49
South ParkS4 E14
Ancient Bitch
Pip rescues Estella from the Genesis device. Pocket unsuccessfully tries to keep the men from shedding tears.
11/29/2000
00:41
South ParkS4 E15
Suck My Balls, 20
Cartman steals donuts, then bikes all the way back to fat camp to give them to Cartman?
12/06/2000
01:22
South ParkS6 E4
Kyle, Kiss My Black Ass
The boys wake up Cartman so he can help them. After farting in Kyle's face and making them beg, Cartman says no and goes back to sleep.
03/27/2002
01:58
South ParkS6 E4
Mission Impossible
The boys break into the cow farm. They realize the little baby cows are too weak to walk, so they carry them one by one to Stan's house.
03/27/2002
01:25
South ParkS6 E12
Chocolate Milk Mix
The boys break into Kenny's house to steal his urn, but are shocked to find that it is full of a powdery substance. Stan and Kyle leave defeated, Cartman adds milk and drinks.
11/06/2002
01:03
South ParkS7 E2
Unintentional Robbery
Jimmy and Timmy go to City Wok for some food, but instead, are given the contents of the register.
03/26/2003
00:59
South ParkS7 E3
Barbrady Has Nothing Better to Do
Officer Barbrady has nothing better to do so he turns the Dreible's house into a crime scene investigation. He won't rest until he's found the perps.
04/02/2003
00:47
South ParkS7 E3
Uncle Charlie's Belt
Josh tells Barbrady to look for the source of the toilet paper in exchange for some personal information.
04/02/2003
02:28
South ParkS7 E6
The Missing Pie
The boys are having trouble finding crimes to solve for their new detective club. They do manage to make a dollar solving the crime of the missing pie.
04/23/2003
00:56
South ParkS7 E6
Sarah Peterson's Doll
When a little girl's dolly has gone missing, she asks the junior detectives to take her case.
04/23/2003
01:19
South ParkS7 E6
Made Official
The boys' success as unofficial crimestoppers gets them official Junior Detective status with the police department. They are then ordered to take down a dangerous meth lab.
04/23/2003
01:06
South ParkS8 E6
Planting the Evidence
The police plant cocaine, blood splatter and the pubic hairs of a raped girl in Mr. Jefferson's home.
04/21/2004
02:23
South ParkS9 E14
I Just Really Like Beer
Randy doesn't think he's an alcoholic, he just really likes beer.
12/07/2005
02:32
South ParkS12 E12
The Greatest Thief Club In The World
President Obama and John McCain lay out their plans for the country.
11/05/2008
01:35
South ParkS12 E12
My Phone's Going Ringy
Sarah Palin is a little bit smarter than she seems.
11/05/2008
02:24
South ParkS12 E12
Boom Baby
Obama and his team of thieves pull off the greatest heist in American history.
11/05/2008
01:53
South ParkS13 E2
Dark Times
As society breaks down and the economy worsens, South Park has one hope...The Coon.
03/18/2009
01:51
South ParkS13 E2
Secret Headquarters of Doom
Mysterion visits Kyle in a bid to protect his identity. Meanwhile, the Coon visits Professor Chaos' secret lair.
03/18/2009
01:08
South ParkS13 E12
That Was Us!
School officials want to find out who's been causing all the recent "vandalism."
11/04/2009
01:37
South ParkS15 E6
Get In That Vault!!!
After Butters confronts Dr. Janus, he has another episode.
06/01/2011
01:40
South ParkS15 E6
We Can All Be Sneaky
Butters gets into more trouble, as Lu Kim plans an Asian Diversity Festival.
06/01/2011