South ParkS9 E12Go Ahead, Sue Me!
Stan tells the truth about the scam behind Scientology. The Scientologists want to sue him.
South ParkS9 E12Tom, It's Nicole
With R. Kelly narrating the action from outside, Nicole Kidman steps in to try her hand at getting Tom Cruise out of the closet.
South ParkS9 E12Free Personality Test
Stan's saving his money so he can buy a new bike. Luckily, the personality test Scientologists administer is free.
South ParkS9 E12What Scientologist Actually Believe
The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan the creation myth that Scientologists believe.
South ParkS9 E12Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of The Closet
Tom Cruise is seeking approval for his acting career. Stan doesn't tell him what he wants to hear.
South ParkS9 E12R Kelly
Tom Cruise refuses to come out of the closet, so the local news media turns to R. Kelly.
South ParkS9 E12John Travolta Feels Safe in the Closet
John Travolta tries to get Tom Cruise to come out of the closet and winds up going in himself. R. Kelly sings about what's happening.
South ParkS9 E12R Kelly Sings with TC & JT
With Nicole Kidman and John Travolta having failed, it's time for R. Kelly shot.