South Park
He's MY Man
Season 16 E 7 • 04/25/2012
Cartman tells Nichole to stay away from Kyle.
Tags:KyleNicholeCartman

Watching

01:52
South ParkS16 E7
Kyle, I Love You Babe
In front of the entire stadium, Cartman gets on the big screen and professes his love for Kyle.
04/25/2012
01:12
South ParkS16 E7
A New Girl In School
All the fourth grade boys get excited about the new cheerleader.
04/25/2012
01:09
South ParkS16 E7
Boneritus
During class, Token rejects Cartman's attempts to hook him up with the new girl.
04/25/2012
01:21
South ParkS16 E7
K-I-S-S-O-M-G
Cartman tells the girls about Token's "crush" on Nichole, but she has another boy in mind.
04/25/2012
01:07
South ParkS16 E7
He's MY Man
Cartman tells Nichole to stay away from Kyle.
04/25/2012
01:11
South ParkS16 E7
Love Is Like Taking A Dump
The plan to set Token up with Nichole is put in motion.
04/25/2012
01:08
South ParkS16 E7
Kyle Swings For The Same Team
Kyle seeks out information about the new girl. Meanwhile, Token and Nichole get locked in the gym together.
04/25/2012
02:11
South ParkS16 E7
You're MY Ray Of Sunshine
Cartman sings a power ballad about Token's and Nichole's new found love.
04/25/2012
01:18
South ParkS16 E7
We Are NOT A Couple
Kyle confronts Cartman about the rumors he's been spreading.
04/25/2012
01:09
South ParkS16 E7
Just TRY The White Meat
Nichole's parents question her relationship with Token.
04/25/2012
01:48
South ParkS16 E7
To My Boo
Nichole breaks up with Token, and Cartman doesn't take the news well.
04/25/2012
01:09
South ParkS16 E7
Halitosis Kidz
Kyle takes Nichole on a date to a Denver Nuggets game, and Cartman races to stop it.
04/25/2012
01:11
South ParkS16 E7
Supposed To Be Together
Token and Nichole get back together, as Cupid Me finds someone special for Cartman.
04/25/2012
02:18
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The New National Anthem
JJ Abrams saves America. Meanwhile, the identity of Skankhunt42 is revealed.
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01:15
South ParkS20 E2
Goodbye Forever
The kids at school come to terms with what happened to Heidi Turner.
09/21/2016
01:38
South ParkS20 E2
Remembering Heidi
The kids all share, on Twitter, what Heidi meant to them, Meanwhile, the boys have a not so subtle conversation with Cartman about stopping the troll, @SkankHunt42.
09/21/2016
02:03
South ParkS20 E2
We Have to Make a Statement
The girls, of South Park Elementary, make a plan to teach the boys a lesson. Meanwhile the boys try to stop Cartman, who they think is @SkankHunt42.
09/21/2016
02:57
South ParkS20 E2
I Can't Fix You
After another attack on the internet, the boys discover that Cartman is not SkankHunt42. Meanwhile, the girls take decisive action against the boys of South Park Elementary.
09/21/2016
01:07
South ParkS20 E4
National Anthem Protest Redux
At the girls' volleyball game, Butters stages a protest during the Natinal Anthem.
10/12/2016
00:44
South ParkS20 E4
A PC Pretzel
The girls complain to PC Principal about the boys' latest stunt.
10/12/2016
01:27
South ParkS20 E5
A Schoool Fundraiser
At a school rally, Cartman and Heidi present their plan for a school fundraiser to help Denmark stop trolling.
10/19/2016
01:14
South ParkS20 E5
You Have to Answer to the People
Garrison tries to return to his teaching job at South Park Elementary only to be dragged back to the campaign by his staff.
10/19/2016
01:01
South ParkS20 E5
Let's Come Together as a School
Cartman and Heidi rally the school behind their "Danishes for Denmark" fundraiser. Meanwhile Garrison tries to escape his political supporters.
10/19/2016
00:58
South ParkS20 E5
Butters vs Nelly
A fight between Nelly and Butters is interrupted by Cartman and Heidi.
10/19/2016
01:01
South ParkS20 E5
Danishes For Denmark
The fundraiser, Danishes for Denmark, flops after the public outrage against Denmark.
10/19/2016
01:40
South ParkS21 E2
Give Life a Try
Eric raps, in epic style, to raise awareness about suicide prevention.
09/20/2017
02:37
South ParkS21 E2
Put It Down
Craig, Tweek, Cartman and the town of South Park have a message for the President.
09/20/2017
02:18
South ParkS21 E7
Girls Are Amazing, Smart and Beautiful
Kyle tries to convince the rest of the girls to understand how Heidi feels. After that conversation, Kyle begins to realize how he feels about Heidi and asks Cartman to be "good to her".
11/08/2017
02:01
South ParkS21 E7
I Just Wanted Someone to Listen
The girls take Heidi out to celebrate her break up with Cartman, but their comments just make her feel worse.
11/08/2017
00:55
South ParkS21 E8
She's So Mean and Angry
Wendy, and the rest of the girls, are worried about Heidi.
11/15/2017
01:21
South ParkS21 E8
The Hokey Pokey
Nathan and Mimsy invite some of the girls to the Science Fair. Meanwhile, the rest of the Special Education class is excited to learn the Water Bears have evolved.
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