South Park
Can Opener?
Season 1 E 8 • 11/19/1997
The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
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00:30
South ParkS1 E8
Can Opener?
The McCormicks sit down to a Thanksgiving dinner of canned green beans. Unfortunately, they don't have a can opener.
11/19/1997
01:13
South ParkS1 E13
Who Shot Dr. Mephisto?
Everyone in town gathers in Dr. Mephisto's lab to hear the DNA test results. But Dr. Mephisto gets shot before he can reveal who the father is.
02/25/1998
01:46
South ParkS1 E13
Who Here Has Never Had Sex with Mrs. Cartman?
Cartman goes to a bar to confront Mr. Garrison, only to learn that everyone else in the bar has also had sex with his mom. Including Jesus. Ouch.
02/25/1998
01:08
South ParkS2 E5
Captain Ahab
The boys are terrified of playing the Chinese dodgeball team, but Chef is excited.
06/03/1998
01:52
South ParkS2 E8
Denied Fireworks
Fireworks are banned in Colorado, and the boys can't believe their annual tradition has been ruined.
06/24/1998
01:19
South ParkS2 E18
Eddie Bauer
While thawing the body, Dr. Mephesto concludes that the Ice Man has been frozen since 1996.
01/20/1999
01:34
South ParkS2 E18
Mind of a Child
Dr. Mephesto discovers that the Ice Man is still alive. He decides that they need a child to communicate with the frozen guy.
01/20/1999
02:40
South ParkS2 E18
Tourist Attraction
The Ice Man is held in a habitat simulating the year 1996. He is turned into a money making, tourist attraction.
01/20/1999
01:56
South ParkS2 E18
Moved On
The Ice Man goes home to his wife and is surprised to learn that she's moved on.
01/20/1999
02:00
South ParkS3 E2
Nobel Prize Awards
Randy wins the Nobel Prize for his spontaneous fart theory. Kyle tries to make his parents feel better by telling them that he is getting a erection for them.
04/14/1999
01:52
South ParkS3 E16
Hormone Therapy
Stan gets Dr. Mephesto to give him some hormone pills, while Rod Stewart apparently pooped his pants.
12/29/1999
00:49
South ParkS4 E5
Dr. Mephesto
Cartman goes to Dr. Mephesto for help and Dr. Mephisto recommends Cartman join NAMBLA.
06/21/2000
01:22
South ParkS6 E13
Paladin w/ A High Constitution
The Sixth-graders ride in search of the porn, the Council of Fourth Grade meets to discuss the movie's future.
11/13/2002
01:48
South ParkS8 E12
Wendy Not Invited
Wendy is too straight for Bebe's Stupid Spoiled Whore sleepover party, where all the boys are invited to spend the night and play stupid, slutty games.
12/01/2004
01:24
South ParkS8 E13
Cartman's Magic of Flight
Cartman attempts to flying off his roof with cardboard wings
12/08/2004
01:26
South ParkS10 E8
Cartman's Plan
Cartman rallys the other boys with his plan for them to team up and defeat the mysterious killer in the World of Warcraft.
10/04/2006
01:59
South ParkS11 E3
Cartman Steals from "The Thing"
Cartman tries using a blood test from the movie "The Thing" to find out which of the boys had lice. Kenny's blood comes up tainted .
03/21/2007
01:50
South ParkS11 E12
Cartman vs. Broflovski
Cartman ready to have his balls sucked is interrupted again by the Pentagons press conference.
10/31/2007
01:44
South ParkS13 E6
Well, That Sucks
The people of Earth find out the truth behind the stolen space cash.
04/15/2009
01:03
South ParkS13 E6
I'm Not Going to Space Jail
Randy and Stan need to build another pinewood derby car.
04/15/2009
01:50
South ParkS13 E6
Look Real Close At The Axles
Randy and Stan take on Baby Fark McGee-zax, and the people of South Park fall into some serious space cash.
04/15/2009
01:38
South ParkS15 E14
White Trash In Trouble
The town watches as the police bust the McKormicks.
11/16/2011
01:35
South ParkS15 E14
The Soft Room
Kenny and his siblings are introduced to their case worker.
11/16/2011
01:45
South ParkS15 E14
A Strict Agnostic Household
Cartman tries to find the new poor kid in school. Meanwhile, Kenny meets his foster parents.
11/16/2011
01:34
South ParkS15 E14
The Exact Opposite of Hawaii
Cartman's new foster home isn't what he expected.
11/16/2011
00:57
South ParkS15 E14
I'm White Trash and I'm In Trouble?!?
The Foster Parents get "in trouble", while the case worker tries to right his wrongs.
11/16/2011
01:15
South ParkS20 E2
Goodbye Forever
The kids at school come to terms with what happened to Heidi Turner.
09/21/2016
01:38
South ParkS20 E2
Remembering Heidi
The kids all share, on Twitter, what Heidi meant to them, Meanwhile, the boys have a not so subtle conversation with Cartman about stopping the troll, @SkankHunt42.
09/21/2016
01:43
South ParkS21 E3
This is an OUTRAGE!
The children of South Park Elementary riot when the school cancels their Columbus Day holiday. The kids want to know who could be so cruel - turns out, it's Randy.
09/27/2017
02:37
South ParkS21 E5
Marcus is On the Warpath
Marcus is looking for the source of the drugs killing beloved entertainers. Meanwhile Stan, Cartman, Kenny and Kyle realize they may have been duped by Grandpa Marsh.
10/18/2017
01:10
South ParkS21 E9
Let Cartman Have It
Cartman and Heidi get into a hallway brawl because Cartman wants to watch Terrance & Phillip, with his friends, instead of going out on date night with Heidi.
11/29/2017
01:42
South ParkS21 E9
I'm Your Vice Principal
PC Principal and Vice Principal Woman rush to make sure the school kids are safe while Canada's attacked.
11/29/2017