South Park
Giant Douches, Me and You!
Season 8 E 8 • 10/27/2004
Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
Tags:KyleCartmanKennyStanMr. GarrisonSouth Park ElementaryButtersTurd SandwichGiant Douche

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02:01
South ParkS8 E8
Giant Douches, Me and You!
Mr. Garrison introduces the top two candidates for the new school mascot, Giant Douche and Turd Sandwich.
10/27/2004
02:16
South ParkS8 E8
A Parody Slant to the Satire
Kyle and Cartman are in disagreement about which of their ideas for school mascot is funnier and they seek Jimmy's advice on which has more staying power.
10/27/2004
01:04
South ParkS8 E8
Cartman's Butterscotch Candy
Cartman and Butters try to sway Clyde's vote for mascot by giving him butterscotch candies.
10/27/2004
01:28
South ParkS8 E8
Debate 2004
A giant douche and a turd sandwich engage in a televised debate to become South Park Elementary's mascot.
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01:38
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10/27/2004
01:41
South ParkS8 E8
Let's Get Out and Vote (Music Montage)
Stan decides he should get used to having to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich and casts his vote.
10/27/2004
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