South Park
The Goth Chick From "The Breakfast Club"
Season 7 E 3 • 04/02/2003
The boys are split up and questioned. Cartman will kill Kyle if he takes a deal.
Tags:StanGarrisonCartmanKennyKyleMr. Mackeyally sheedyScientologypoop & pee

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