South Park
Go Ahead, Sue Me!
Season 9 E 12 • 11/16/2005
Stan tells the truth about the scam behind Scientology. The Scientologists want to sue him.
Tags:L. Ron HubbardCome OutclosetStanTom CruiseScientologyR. KellyJohn Travolta
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02:02
South ParkS9 E12
Go Ahead, Sue Me!
Stan tells the truth about the scam behind Scientology. The Scientologists want to sue him.
11/16/2005
02:11
South ParkS9 E12
Fax These Results to Los Angeles
Stan uses his bike money to get audited by the Scientologists. His E-Meter scores are higher than any the Scientologists have ever seen.
11/16/2005
02:59
South ParkS9 E12
What Scientologist Actually Believe
The head of the Church of Scientology tells Stan the creation myth that Scientologists believe.
11/16/2005
00:45
South ParkS9 E12
OT 9
Stan's off-the-charts thetin results are rushed to the head of Scientology, who immediately knows their cause: Stan is the second coming of the great leader.
11/16/2005
01:40
South ParkS9 E12
Thank You For Returning
When Stan goes to take out the trash, he is greeted by throngs of Scientologists hoping to catch a glimpse of their prophet.
11/16/2005
01:26
South ParkS9 E12
Tom Cruise Won't Come Out of The Closet
Tom Cruise is seeking approval for his acting career. Stan doesn't tell him what he wants to hear.
11/16/2005
00:55
South ParkS9 E12
Stan Chooses Scientology
When Kyle tells Stan he thinks Scientology is wrong, Stan Chooses Scientology over their friendship.
11/16/2005
01:27
South ParkS9 E12
Scam on a Global Scale
When Stan tells the head Scientologist about his idea to make membership in the church free, the head Scientologist tells him Scientology's a Scam on a Global Scale.
11/16/2005