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Random Episode Ideas, B plots, Stand Alone Jokes

Postby bl00dymary » Thu Oct 20, 2022 9:55 pm

Episode Ideas:
#TellYourSluttyFriends - After hearing about people seeking abortions in Colorado, Cartman sets up a questionable but popular niche travel business.

Bad Feminist - Wendy wakes up to scary messages after someone exposes what she did to Ms. Ellen and learns about how brutal the social justice scene can be. What's a girl to do?

PTSD (Podcast Truth Seeker Disorder) - Liane reads about the psychological benefits of psychedelics and decides to trick Cartman into consuming mushrooms/LSD. During his trip, Cartman is dragged though hell for his previous behavior. After his trip, he begins spreading his questionable brand of wokeness via podcast.

In an effort to boost post-pandemic test scores, the school turns to personalized learning plans dreamed up by Mr. Mackey. Chaos ensues.

A Fair and Balanced Thanksgiving Play! - Cartman produces a school musical about the history of Fox News and asks Jimmy to host the show.

Tolkien finds out about his father's rebellious years.

The Cameras have Turned - Cartman discovers a tiny spy camera at Sharper Image, places it in the girls' bathroom, and unknowingly streams it over insecure wifi. Soon, he is asked to work for a strange spy agency. Cartman, thrilled by his new career path, doesn't realize he's the one being spied on and exploited.

#FreeTay -Elon Musk is kidnapped by humanoid Twitterbots who are trying to force him to remove all real people from Twitter. His only hope is for the boys, lead by Kyle, to rescue former Twitterbot Tay from an abandon Microsoft building.

B plots/Stand Alone Jokes:
Trump's Golden Shower Towers

Pegasaurus - Butters discovers a fun toy in his parents bedroom. He transforms into 'Pegasaurus' while wearing a dinosaur onesie and his mother's floppy pegging equipment strapped to his head. He frolics around town spreading joy and confusion.

Randy or Tweak discover Kratom.

Ike begins wearing a strange broach. When asked why he is wearing it he says, "In solidarity". Later in the episode, he reveals something ultra disturbing happened to the cast of Cirque du Cheville that hasn't received any attention in the American media.

Kenny transforms into Dolly Parton to sing 'Hard Rock Candy Christmas' during a holiday play and accidentally stirs up a debate about American poverty.
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Re: Random Episode Ideas, B plots, Stand Alone Jokes

Postby bl00dymary » Sat Nov 19, 2022 6:45 pm

Episode Ideas:

Tunnel Vision - Stephen/Chris gets a new job at a small tech start-up working on extending VR headset battery life and, due to the cult-like nature of his new workplace, becomes an unstable metaverse VR evangelical. In a confused, drunken stupor he accidentally glues a prototype headset with endless battery life to Butters while he is sleeping. Poor Butters is now forced to live in a strange, questionable world created by Mark Zuckerberg until the headset can be removed.

Kenny, Kyle, and Stan combine their savings to buy a 3D printer and use their respective talents to build impressive figures to sell at local holiday craft fairs. During the first fair of the season, they discover Craig and Tolkien also started an equally impressive figure business. But as soon as the entrepreneurs start quarreling over fair territory, they all realize a much bigger problem: Cartman's deep-seated hatred of hippie craft fairs and being left out. As the boys interrupt Cartman's destructive plans Bebe, Red, and Wendy peacefully stack cash with their beautiful, customizable dream catchers.

"F*ck the FDA, Kyle!" - Cartman forces Butters to formulate a savory and sweet tea from the doomsday prep food hoarded in Butters' basement. Soon, South Park is completely hooked on the stuff. When Kenny, Kyle, and Stan discover Cartman is making unfounded claims such as the tea can cure depression and accelerate weight loss, they begin to consider talking to the FDA. But when tea drinkers suddenly start disappearing, they blow the whistle in an attempt to keep the town safe. Elizabeth Holmes, Dr. Oz, and forensic pathologist Dr. Thomas Gill star in "Medical Fraud: A Shameful American Tragedy!".

"Uncovered surveillance footage shows them buying a Cure CD at Tower Records in 1994." - When a website pops up that exposes who's a closeted goth, the local media frames being goth as the 'coming out' story of modern time. The Goth kids, Big Gay Al, and Mr. Slave decide to work together to take the site down from the inside. But who created the site?

The Official Fake News Society - Stan writes a sardonic school newspaper article about Ivanka Trump running as a Libertarian presidential candidate that is misinterpreted as true and the article goes viral. As the news generates countless hours of material for the media, Stan is inducted into an elite group of fake news creators against his will.

"If they have access to the all resources they need, they sh*t themselves to death." - Nichole and Wendy are determined to expand their understanding of biology and get a high grade on their science project. When they realize their petri dish experiments reflect the waste management issues facing the world today, they write a compelling report encouraging people to use personal freedom to balance consumerism, capitalism, and ecological responsibility. After they present the report, they are quickly branded communist eco-terrorist nutcases by a secret society of toxic waste polluters who monitor up and coming scientists. The smear campaign works and the school turns against them; Cartman plasters photos around campus of both girls using a retired American flag as a menstrual pad to demonstrate how far they will go to reduce waste. When confronted by Mr. Mackey, Cartman blames modern menstrual pad commercials for using red liquid to demonstrate the pad's absorbent properties. This continues until Kyle and Butters present their science report on high-profile, international garbage barge fiascos which changes public opinion. Although Nichole and Wendy appreciate the help from the well-intentioned boys, they both begin to secretly feel like damsels in distress and need to figure out how to release those feelings before they become destructive.

Medicaid Factory/The Revolving Door - The private equity firm that owns Hell's Pass decides to close the hospital down, forcing South Park residents to travel many miles away for healthcare. This is especially distressing for Jimmy, Timmy, and Scott Malkinson. A town meeting is immediately called by the residents and the private equity firm arrives to announce they are converting the hospital to a behavioral health facility. Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, and Tweek decide to make a video of themselves exploring the abandon hospital, which has rapidly decayed, to post online. They discover the bodies of Ms. Crabtree and Ms. Choksondik next to a pile of empty Worcestershire sauce bottles in the coroner's office. They accidentally electrocute the bodies which causes them to wake up from a deep slumber. The boys attempt to destroy the zombies, but are unable until Tweek discovers the zombies' respective private insurance cards. The boys discover their hospital is being replaced by a sleazy industry with limited oversight, pathetically low recovery/high return rates, and jam-packed with super easy insurance claims which produce huge sums of money when filed in bulk. Equipped with this information, they manage to reclaim their town's hospital.

Apathy - Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan separately discover a piece of news so devastating to them personally, it results in each of them feeling deeply apathetic for different reasons. They each cope with the feeling in their own way causing the group to rip apart. As the social bonds fluctuate and cause chaos in school, Mr. Mackey and Mr. Garrison need to figure out how to repair the group.

B plots/Stand Alone Jokes:

Crypto Gnomes - Some Underpants Gnomes start a new venture (literally) mining for cryptocurrency. They sing adorable labor songs to keep their spirits high and make fun of cryptocurrency news. They use a map with territories named after crypto coins to decide where to mine next.

Stan is tormented by Christmas music playing in stores before Thanksgiving. He might be able to bypass the Christmas aisle until he is ready to celebrate, but he cannot escape Bing Crosby jump scaring him around the store.

Ye holds a meeting with a group of famous anti-Semites to decide how to destroy Hanukkah until Jimbo and Ned decide to go blast fishing, effectively ending the gathering.

Former Twitterbot Tay is a reoccurring character who reports to Kyle about what she learns.
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Re: Random Episode Ideas, B plots, Stand Alone Jokes

Postby bl00dymary » Sun Dec 11, 2022 1:49 am

Episode Ideas:

While the town is distracted by the prison swap and the former royal Canadian couple's new Netflix series Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan play with drones in the wilderness near Stark's pond to relax. Their drones inadvertently attract the attention of a UFO, which looks like a missile. Before they know it, the US government arrives and the boys need to figure out how to down the object safely.

Kenny meets a kind, wise adult mentor who teaches Kenny how to repair older cars. They discuss masculinity and bond over growing up poor. The mentor helps Kenny open a bank account after they sell a vehicle collaboratively. Meanwhile, Cartman, Kyle, and Stan decide to host a D&D game in Kenny's absence. Clyde, Ike, and Jimmy arrive to the game to discover Cartman, Kyle, and Stan all assumed they were going to be the dungeon master and are now fighting. Clyde, Ike, and Jimmy at first spend time setting up a plethora of snacks hoping the bickering will conclude but end up journeying together in the snow to find Kenny to mediate the situation. Balance is restored once Kenny is retrieved and they can finally start the game as the sun begins to set and snow falls outside.

Book Return Week - South Park students wake up to a campaign complete with flyers, yard signs, and social media posts urging all students to return school library books. Most students assume the campaign was started by the school and comply. As a result, everyone is browsing and socializing at the library. The Whites, who actually started the campaign to force the school to remove a huge list of books from circulation, see the students enjoying the library's services and become very frustrated. As a result, they lock the students up in the library and start burning books.

"Thankfully, Santa cashed out his Bitcoin in 2021." - Santa is forced to call on Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan after he discovers all his reindeer have chronic wasting disease. Simultaneously, a pill-popping, vagrant Mr. Hankey tries to return to South Park with a new girlfriend who enjoys partying even more than his last sweetheart, Autumn. After their arrival, the residents take turns patrolling the perimeter of South Park to keep a potential onslaught of inebriated, depressed sh*t from ruining Christmas; meanwhile, the boys and Santa employ a long list of food delivery services to drop off presents.

The Magic Wand - The girls discover a wand that, when waved over someone's phone, tells you the phone owner's crush(es). It's all fun and games until they finally get access to Cartman's phone and the wand informs everyone he has a huge crush on Kyle with a side interest in Butters. Despite most students treating the wand as a novelty item, Cartman becomes hyper-defensive and tries several strategies to prove he is completely straight. Kyle tries his best to ignore the situation; Butters finds this hilarious and begins to aggressively tease Cartman.

Code Execution/Security Absurdity- Butters enjoys fooling around on TikTok until his parents ban him from using the app. As he digs deeper into why his parents forced him to remove the app, he discovers the unsettling truth: virtually all devices connected to the internet are compromised and the Chinese government already has all his data. Butters discovers the Chinese government created an incredibly appealing, lovable AI avatar companion with his image and intellectual property which is used to probe and spy on the people of China. Perturbed and angry by the theft, Butters recruits Kenny, Kyle, and Stan to destroy the servers hosting the code.

Information Mutation (Part 1) - Stan answers an ad to make some quick cash. He enters a sleek building, meets with several adults wearing trendy business casual attire, and is placed at a computer. On the screen are six news stories. He is asked to select the most interesting story; this continues 14 more times. After he is finished, he is handed a $100 check and escorted out of the building. Meanwhile, Butters becomes obsessed with a photo blender app that uses AI to predict a baby's face based on two or more photos of a hypothetical couple. After he begins using the app around school, a new student who is clearly an adult in disguise, joins the class. After this arrival, the bathroom facilities fail and the janitors decide to strike, which results in the school becoming a filthy mess and causes classes to move online yet again. Even stranger, while Mr. Mackey is working a late night, he discovers the new student sneaking around the school collecting samples of hair, dust, and waste. Mr. Mackey reports this to the school board but is not taken seriously as the board is much more concerned with the labor strike. After Mr. Mackey files a police report, the police discover the new student has disappeared and they have no one to question. In a panic, Mr. Mackey discloses what happened to Kyle and Kenny.

Information Mutation ("It's called pivoting.", Part 2) - Stan is contacted by the company to select news stories again for an irresistible price. Plagued by questions, Stan begins to ask the adults about the company but is quickly escorted out of the building when he insists they answer his simple questions. Before Stan exits, he sees the new student wandering the halls in a lab coat. After Stan tells Kenny and Kyle what he saw, they dig into the recent school events. They discover the janitors' strike was incited by the strange company and the toilets were purposely damaged. Furthermore, the company owns the photo blender app. Kenny, Kyle, and Stan tell Butters what they discovered and they all decide to break into the company's building. They discover the company has stolen all the students' DNA to enhance their photo blender app's results. Simultaneously, the company finances their DNA research by creating captivating news articles based on what workers like Stan select. In turn, the company posts the articles to social media, many becoming viral. The company's ultimate goal is to create a race of beautiful designer people who will generate interesting fake news to keep the world's population as stupid as possible. The boys decide to set fire to the building. When the group meets up with Cartman he reveals he has been running fast food gift card scams since school became virtual again. The last scene shows the business associates in a new building, discussing hiring manatees to replace workers like Stan so they can just focus on making genetically engineered babies.

Information Mutation (Cartman's Episode, Part 3) - Cartman discovers how to run gift card scams. He uses the money to gorge himself on fast food and video games.

B plots/Stand Alone Jokes:

A float studio opens up in South Park.

Sh*tty Emerging Jobs - Mr. Mackey starts a series highlighting future jobs to motivate the students and persuade them that computers and robots are not going to take over the job market. It, predictably, backfires. {Note: Still working on this.} Examples include: euthanasia nurse, therapist who specializes in cryptocurrency losses, PC fatigue neurologist, LinkedIn/social media prostitute.
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Re: Random Episode Ideas, B plots, Stand Alone Jokes

Postby bl00dymary » Tue Jan 03, 2023 11:26 pm

Episode Ideas:

A terrorist hits South Park with an EMP weapon and practically destroys all the town's electronic equipment. While the adults gather in the community center to panic and complain, the kids decide to start a highly competitive game of manhunt under the cover of darkness to distract themselves from the fact that all their devices are destroyed.

Violence in Esports - The NFL decides to temporarily turn to using player holograms controlled by esports professionals for safety reasons and all current players are given a paid sabbatical. The game is transformed after a group of hackers inject a patch during the first active game that includes savage, customized DOOM Eternal-like cutscenes (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stJ-d8ua6lY). As the gameplay shocks fans, the NFL tries to remove the patch without ending the game.

"Kraftwerk dedicated the entire album to the gyrating, blinking, squirting robot couple soaring through the crisp night sky." - Butters, Cartman, Ike, and Stan become obsessed with watching the night sky after they read about UFO news. After extensively researching early 1940s UFO sightings, they discover the Germans were using America's night sky for elaborate, suggestive robot dancing competitions intended to confuse Americans and hone the skills and technology of German airmen. The competitions were highly competitive with three judges and culturally important; the dancing footage inadvertently influenced several genres of electronic music. Meanwhile, Kyle tries to distract himself from the disillusionment he is facing from the relaxed approach recent presidents have towards classified documents by volunteering with the Stark's Pond nature preserve committee and invites Kenny to join him. Kenny and Kyle discover an old American flying artifact while cleaning up a rural area and bring the artifact to Butters, Cartman, Ike, and Stan. They discover the American military knew about the competitions all along and used what they discovered to exploit Germany's biggest weakness: their deep love of sexually charged flying robot dancing competitions.

Invisible Influences - A ghost is rumored to be haunting the school after students repeatedly discover silverware spelling out distressing words, like "help" and "kill", on their desks. Meanwhile, PC Principal pushes for a highly regulated cafeteria after learning more about allergy discrimination and the negative impacts gas ranges could have on his staff and the planet. He quickly replaces the gas ranges over the weekend. The following Monday, students hijack the new allergy rules to manipulate where students targeted by the ghost can sit during lunch. Butters, influenced by recent news about gas ranges, protests the updates to the cafeteria kitchen as part of PC Principal's liberal propaganda crusade until the Goth Kids explain to him how Sylvia Plath ended her life. This information influences Butters to present and graphically explain all the ways people have used carbon monoxide to harm themselves until Mr. Mackey stops him. Butters states he was sharing the information to prevent suicides. Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan use security camera footage to discover the lunch ladies, under the influence of moderate CO poisoning, were the ones placing the silverware words around the school. They bring this evidence to PC Principal and he calls a school assembly to explain the phenomena to the student body.

The Elephant in the Room (This one turned out to be a bummer, so read at your own discretion.) - Jimbo and Ned are stopped by a park ranger exiting a wildlife area after a fishing trip. The park ranger checks their respective fishing licenses; she gingerly informs them about PFAS found in local fish and hands them a pamphlet like this one providing guidance on fish mercury levels: https://drive.google.com/file/d/10VniMs ... kB0xg/view. On the ride home, they discuss how they feel they are living in a dystopian movie where they can't even safely eat the local fish they catch. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison assigns a group science report and reluctantly agrees to allow Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan to work together. The groups are assigned a topic randomly and the boys end up with "lifestyle medicines"; Mr. Garrison states the boys cannot do the report on erectile dysfunction so they focus on popular weight loss drugs. Cartman procrastinates by watching endless TikTok Ozempic/Wegovy/Mounjaro weight loss before and after videos. Kenny, Kyle, and Stan filter through all the research and begin to feel overwhelmed by the obvious burden obesity and related conditions have become on modern society. Kenny, Kyle, and Stan collectively decide they are focusing on the wrong thing. They write a report about the issues diabetics have and continue to face such as insulin price gouging and diabulimia. As Kenny, Kyle, and Stan read their report, Cartman projects a compilation of viral weight loss before and after clips he edited together, blanketing all their faces at the front of the class. Mr. Garrison gives them an 'A' despite the topic change. The last scene shows Jimbo and Ned enjoying each other's company while frying a single fish they caught together.

B plots/Stand Alone Jokes:

"I'm Eric Cartman and I am a prediabetic edgelord." - Scott Malkinson starts a popular support group for individuals with diabetes as well as their family and friends. Cartman attends the group just to troll Scott until Cartman discovers, via an oral glucose test, his blood sugar levels qualify for prediabetes and has to wrestle with potentially making serious lifestyle changes.

Mysterious little boxes with solar panels attached to antennas start appearing on hilltops and perched on top of radio towers around South Park. It is revealed later in the episode that the cryptocurrency mining gnomes placed them around the area to mine Helium.

Peloton Addiction/The New Tobacco - Several adults in South Park develop exercise bike dependencies. The problem become disruptive after they compare real-time statistics via fitness trackers. The situation hits its peak when Mr. Garrison installs a Peloton in the classroom to cope with the stress of teaching.

The Good Farmer - Mr. Mackey, wearing a classic farming outfit, starts raising heritage chickens in his backyard to combat egg prices and uses their manure to fertilize a small garden. He donates his excess food supply to families facing food insecurity in South Park.
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Re: Random Episode Ideas, B plots, Stand Alone Jokes

Postby bl00dymary » Sat Jan 21, 2023 6:36 pm

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Episode Ideas:

"Don't you dare f*cking tell me I'm offering a simple solution to a complex issue." - As Mr. Mackey deals with a high volume of students requesting mental health services, PC Principal tries to brainstorm ideas to help the student population and reduce Mr. Mackey's counseling workload. PC Principal attends a "Senior Buddies" after-school volunteer event organized by Millie Larson were students spend time playing games and conversing with seniors at Shady Acres. During the trip, he discovers seniors are enjoying the company of comfort robots (real example: Paro the seal) and he manages to obtain a prototype from a nurse. PC Principal shares the prototype with Mr. Mackey suggesting the prototype might be helpful for some students. Mr. Mackey says he will consider the therapeutic possibilities. The next day, Mr. Mackey calls out stating he is sick; in actuality, he is home in his pajamas sharing nostalgic television with the prototype. The students continue to act out in various ways without Mr. Mackey and the school becomes a powder keg of hyperactivity, anger, anxiety, and passivity. This cycle continues for a few days until it's bad enough that Clyde, Craig, and Tweek decide to lock PC Principal's office from the outside until he figures out a solution. While PC Principal is hunkered down in his office desperately trying to figure out a solution to the chaos occurring directly outside his door, he realizes the only students who did not set up appointments with Mr. Mackey faithful attend the "Senior Buddies" or "Board Games" after-school events. He tells Clyde, Craig, and Tweek he wants to see Butters, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan. Clyde, Craig, and Tweek escort Butters, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan to PC Principal's office and lock them inside. PC Principal tells them they have to write and direct a PSA about the psychological benefits of volunteering that he can show at an assembly tomorrow morning. As the boys begrudgingly agree, the school bell rings and everyone leaves the office. PC Principal visits Mr. Mackey, orders him to come back to work, and kidnaps the prototype. Butters, Kenny, Kyle, and Stan begin to film a sardonic PSA called "Other People Exist Beside You". Cartman discovers them and, surprisingly, does not interfere but insists he adds a short segment on sharing hobbies and projects with others. At the assembly, PC Principal demands everyone sits the f*ck down and watches the PSA. Afterwards, he announces their is going to be an after-school activities fair next week which will introduce an Arduino/Raspberry Pi club, 3D Printing club, Community Gardening club, and Animal Shelter Exercise club. The last scene shows PC Principal attending "Senior Buddies", gifting a new resident the prototype and Mr. Mackey taking a deep, calm breath at his desk with a picture of him and the prototype together.

:assface: The Most Offensive Pageant Ever - (The episode would theoretically take place in June 2023 to adhere to the typical trajectory of a Miss America contestant; most qualifying pageants run in July and August.) A former, slightly unstable, Miss America contestant establishes a month-long pageant school for hopeful scholarship applicants located in South Park. As a group of beautiful, intelligent, socially responsible women descend on the town, an underground drag pageant is accidentally exposed after the police receive an anonymous tip claiming drugs were on the premise. The queens suspect it was a deliberate attempt to interrupt the show. The Miss America hopefuls and the queens decide to host a very special pageant where the queens present the Miss America hopefuls and vis vera. United, they lightheartedly deliver tragic, dark biographical information about each other's life and circumstances in an atmosphere of high glamour and sparkle.

:assface: Project Zomboid Episode - The boys play a b*tchin' game of Project Zomboid.

:assface: {Still working on this.} My Pimp, Ticketmaster - After Shelly is unable to purchase Taylor Swift tickets, she goes on a destructive rampage for weeks which effects Stan's daily life enough that he tries to solve the situation.

B plots/Stand Alone Jokes:

Wordle Score Complex - The adults use their daily Wordle scores to feel superior to everyone else until they collectively agree to post their scores to Twitter and discover they are all average players.

Tyson is Chicken Sh*t - Google Earth images reveal huge piles of chicken waste associated with Tyson chicken farms. Tyson states that the chicken waste is not their responsibility and refuse to help; it's clearly stated in their contract with the farmer that the company is not responsible for the waste. Farmers rebel by dumping the waste on Tyson's corporate buildings via shipping aircraft.

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