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Postby JamesPup » Fri Apr 24, 2015 3:48 am

The Gay Word!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am taking a English Literature class and can't believe how many times the word gay comes up and queer. They don't mean people that like the same sex but some sort of happiness. Still what about addressing this as a small plot? It sure is a bother.

Rosanne Barr
She is a fat stupid idiot who thinks there is MK mind control about every thing. Now she is all about her glaucoma and her need for using marijuana. Please have her being the idiot she is on the show!
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby JamesPup » Fri May 01, 2015 2:44 am

So what about Otto Von Bismarck? Does he get nothing by Cartman or any other German loving character for the unification of Germany? Something must be done. It could be disrespect, all I'd like is something.

The Daughter Of God!!!
Now isn't it time for the holy gay bible to be written again? So why not just do it by creating the daughter of god? She can be born of a virgin girl of South Park and be named Jesusetta or some other bull. She can perform miracles of floating on bath water and healing elephant men and at her baptism she can even urinate into a priest's mouth but it had all turned into wine. Jesus and god will all be apart of this episode as well.

Small Plot
What about the pencil breaking game that kids used to play? I remember kids would try and break another's pencil with their own and the last to have a whole pencil would win. Sounds kind of stupid but it used to be fun!

Artificial Cherries
So I have read for what ever sick reasons I have that surgeons will create an artificial hymen in a women's clit. So why not have Wendy or some other chick have this done for them to let their boyfriend pop the cherry. Because like most girls pop their own cherries themselves.

2015 The Year Of Trangender's So The Media Says
So with that said will there be anything trans in season 19? With 2015 and how every f-ing day there is a trans in the news I can't help but want some sort of trans girl prom queen story. Or add in Chelsea Manning and her want for anonymous cash via her twitter page.
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Postby JamesPup » Fri May 08, 2015 3:45 am

McDonald’s closing restaurants hundreds of them going out of business. Will we see the downfall of McDonald's on South Park? I really never thought I would see it but facts are facts and so it seems like only a matter of time.

The New Pill
So I am thinking of either a pill that makes all farts not smell at all and fecal excrement or a pill that makes people explosive of constant farting that has the most putrid reek. Maybe it could be one pill and after a while it turns into the worse one.

The Beard
Randy grows a giant beard and his wife hates it. Can show the pros and cons of having one. I just read of how beards have fecal matter in them or some crazy sh*t.

Indiana Jones Movie
So there may be more rape of old Indy still. We’ll have to wait and see if it gets green lighted and who will be in it. If there is to be another Indy movie then why not have fun with it? It will suck most likely I think. All remakes blow!
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Postby JamesPup » Thu May 14, 2015 10:09 pm

Ashley Olsen has Lyme disease. I guess there are a lot of celebrates who have it. What about focusing on these people and their illness. It can show them suffering and being sick. Sounds funny.

Sex Change Drug
Okay of I just read about how fish are changing their sex because a crop drug is getting into the water. So this makes me think that what if some sort of drug is changing peoples sex in South Park. It would be funny to see Cartman turned into a girl for reals. Of course there would have to be a way for them to turn back too.

Cartman visits Europe
Has Cartman been to Europe yet? I would find it funny if he visited like England, France, Germany, and Italy. The ideas of what he would do just pile up on the brain so I will let others imagine the chaos.

Lovin the Hand
So what about a character or celeb that loves their hand... being they love to masturbate all the time. Could even led to those crazies that marry their hand. This person can enjoy their hand and all the sweet moments it gives at many romantic sites.
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Postby JamesPup » Fri May 22, 2015 3:23 am

So if this is still going on it could use a shout out for all the bull it has gathered.

Biker gangs again
With the nice biker gang combat in Waco Texas could we see anther fags episode?

Forced Physical Examinations
I hear about this sometimes and so what if the 4th graders are forced to have the nurse and teachers do forced physical exams? It could even include strip searches of students who refused.

Pit Bull Attack
What if a character is mauled terribly by pit bulls?

Osama Whereabouts?
So the story about how Osama Bin Laden was found changes all the time so what about joking on it? So what if Garrison or someone else is the real one who told of where he was located. It would tell of the old tale with new twists and turns and finally tell us for real how Osama Bin Laden was found!

500 Questions
Richard Quest has a new game show so what about making fun of it and his aviation ability bull sh*t?

So Obama got a twitter account of his own under @POTUS. But people have been saying dirty things to him and threatening his life. This could turn into a nice joke.
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Postby JamesPup » Fri May 29, 2015 2:00 am

It would be nice to see Randy and his coworkers like Nelson join a bowling tournament. It could have a ‘Big Lebowski’ feel to it. Like it could start with Randy and some coworkers bowling at a local alley and are doing pretty good. Maybe Randy is hot that night. Then they get into an argument or fight with some other guys and get pressured into joining a bowling tournament that is about to start. It could have a little pot smoking and white Russians to it with classic Randy contemplating his situation. Also maybe a little ‘Kingpin’ to it also.

Miniature Golf
What if characters play a miniature golf round that lasts the episode. Could be just the boys or add in the girls too. Or it could be a family thing. The course could be a nice one. Maybe it would need a super natural effect to it also. It could have a dirty bet to it also which would embarrass the loser.

Spelling Bee
I saw how they had these on today. Not sure how to make it new and interesting but I will put it out there. Its been done before by other shows but it comes to mind today.

Porta Potties
I have seen in the news how people hide in porta potties to see people use the bathroom so I would like to see a character do this.

M&M Commercials
So I went to the movies again and it was the same M&M commercial where the M&M's are ending up defusing a bomb. So what about making fun of the M&M people? What if they end up real and alive and live among us? There could be some strange and fun things that could happen with them some of which could be play offs of the commercials over the years of them but would be far dirtier and sicker. Nothing would please me more then seeing the red M&M being eaten for real and bleeding and brains all over the place. The Red M&M would be like Kenny and die like ten times during the episode but some how makes it into new scenes after gruesome deaths.
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Postby JamesPup » Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:05 am

Fast Food Alcohol
So Starbucks started selling alcohol at certain locations and so now Taco Bell is now going to do the same thing. Why not joke on this and how all places start selling alcohol in South Park.

China Threat
Japan has had their imperialistic treatment but China gets jack sh*t. China has hacked the US so much and it is a well known fact that high populations cause war so I am calling for Trey and Matt to stop being cowards and do something about China. China needs an ass f*cking or at least to let their daughters become prostitutes to our GI’s after an ass raping war. We should do something before China gets too strong. More reason for a republican president in the future.

Battle Bots
It is on ABC rate now or soon so what if the kids build a sweet bot and get on the show?
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Postby mikshau » Sun Jun 07, 2015 11:28 am

Time for "Mouse" episode about immigrants (NY Times article, June 3)

Mouse supervising grey haired cast members being fed into the MK pneumatic garbage disposal system.

Cut to garbage shooting out the back of MK and landing in a big pile of cast badges and bones.

Cut to vast teams of "immigrants" slaving under a white horse riding mouse with a whip.

I've got more....
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Postby JamesPup » Fri Jun 12, 2015 12:06 am

Broncos Fart Tax
Something about people being fined for farting is funny

Tiger Woods
Tiger sucks totally at golf now and so why not make fun of him for it. He is up for another joking.

Sports Curse
What if a sport gets cursed and people start to die at each game. The kids would have been bored at the games but like everyone people now go to see people die. Everyone becomes obsessed with the death and it is like a new sport is born.

Has seafood been on South Park? I thought Matt and Trey were guys that love to fish. What about tackling a seafood addiction or just fishing itself? And I'm not talking about whaling.

Kyle The Hero
So there is a shooting where Gerald is shot and the creep that did it tries to make off with Ike but Kyle is in the background and walks up behind the gunman and steals his gun and shoots the gunman in the head. Later it is revealed that the gunman had his mother buried in the garden and a couple of dead dismembered babies in the freezer. Kyle is pronounced a hero the rest of the episode and would deal with his acceptance of his hero status. It would end with another violent confrontation where Kyle can’t deal with it.

The New Piercing
So a new type of piercing is invented which has a hole made in between the inside of the butthole and the inside of the vagina connecting the vagina and anal cavity. So now men can f*ck a girl in the pussy and out their assh*le.
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Postby JamesPup » Sat Jun 20, 2015 3:36 am

Long Shot?
So Lindsey Graham is running for president and it will be fun if he wins. He is single and would be real funny to joke on. I can’t help but compare him to Hitler for some reason. I have to admit he would have tons of nice jokes to be razed at him for the way he is and his Southern lifestyle. Also Donald Trump is now running for president and he bad mouths people all over the place. A great episode about the republicans running for president would be nice. It could show Hillary as senile and a shoe in for the Democratic nomination.

Charleston Shooting
I don't know how long this story will be in the news but it sure is shocking that someone for racist reasons would kill people at a Christian church. The guy Roof was hoping for a Racial Civil War or something and so what if that happened in America? Also South African jokes or connections would be nice. It could also show the end result of gun control in America because of the shooting and how America ends up taking it up the ass because of it. Maybe it could show blacks raping white women and ruining America as to show Roof was right. I don't agree with Roof in killing people but if what he did was a TV show it would have been a real sweet and funny one.

Hitler Painting
So I see at least one Hitler painting being sold every year and they are all over like $100,000. So what if a Jew or some other character Cartman would get angry at for owning the painting buys one. So it could show Cartman stealing the painting and there being a search for it. I guess the painting would be destroyed some how. Maybe by Cartman's mother in some sort of dirty sex act with an investigator. Perhaps another painting could be discovered underneath the painting and be funny like Hitler saying he is gay or saying he loves Jews or some funny picture that embarrasses Cartman and pro Nazis
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Postby joshferrell » Sat Jun 20, 2015 5:33 am

well let's look at who they haven't made fun of,parodied or payed tribute to yet (off the top of my head)..and see what they could do with these.
1. Jehovah's Witnesses
2. 7th day Adventist
3. Pawn Stars/Hardcore Pawn
4. Impractical Jokers (although they DID do a parody of hidden cam shows)
5. Go-Bots
6. Gi Joe
7.Transformers (with the exception of the appearances on "Imagination land")
8. the Sufi's
9. The Kabbalist
10. False Flag operations
11. Belly Buttons
12. narcolepsy
13. The history of the town of South Park (except that brief stage performance earlier in the series)
14. westboro Baptist church
15. The Rapture
16. talking or singing plants
17. foot fetishes
18. sesame street/muppets (not counting Halloween costumes)
19. mister rogers
20. Mister Ed
21. the moon being made of cheese
22. Will Ferrell
23. Laurel and Hardy
24. hentai porn
25. Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys (as a tribute of course)
26. The Freemasons (Not directly)
27. The Illuminate (Not directly)
28.Shape Shifters (aliens/politicians etc)
29. Jazz Music
30. Groundhogs day (The movie)
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Postby JamesPup » Thu Jun 25, 2015 2:26 am

I didn't know where to post this so maybe Big-Will could move it somewhere better. Here is this link I found. It may be fake news or just a prediction but it is the only news I have found of what may be in season 19.

‘South Park’ Season 19: Trey Parker, Matt Stone’s Take On Charleston Church, Charlie Hebdo Shootings ... s-take.htm

So I guess the Charlie Hebdo thing will be in season 19. I don't think Muhammad will be in it though or it would mean another ban. I wonder what it will be about? I think the shooters were for Al-Qaida and had some sort of connection to that Yemen dead terrorist as I remember it. Will it be of them in hell or will it be about ISIS? I had a Mario idea of this I think because it was two brothers.

Then there is the Charleston Church Shooting and that just happened. Will we see Chef make a comeback? There is really only Token and Nicole's families in South Park so it would have to deal with them you would think. Having Roof in it would be nice. I really like something like my suggestion but I doubt it will be close to what they do.

People feel free to add to the news as no one uses New Episode ideas anyways!
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Postby JamesPup » Fri Jun 26, 2015 2:18 am

The Confederate Flag
The flag is dying and so why not do an episode about that? I think Kanye West is still using a Confederate Flag with his music so he could find a place in this episode. People have turned the N-word into brotherly love and things like that and blacks were busy turning the Confederate Flag into something blacks could use to freely f*ck white girls with. So now because of one mentally ill white virgin the whole biracial campaign is over with of the Confederate Flag. Maybe the episode could have a Towelie like Confederate Flag that is alive that complains that old black dudes are not sleeping with young white teens any more because of the death of the Confederate Flag. He can say that the new definition of the Confederate Flag is just that to bang that clit of young white teens and that people shouldn't let some white pussy tell them not to tap that. Not sure how this would end but I have a lot working.

Cartman Kills The South Park Universe
So it starts with Cartman fed up with all of it like he is so often. He has the plan of poisoning the food at school or at a town fair and selling cheap food to everyone that no one could resist. It could be Chef’s Salty Balls or some other food people would line up to buy. After everyone is finally dead Cartman realizes he wishes to have them all back or everyone except Kyle. So Cartman breaks into one of the Star Trek nerds houses and finds what he expected to find which is a time machine. He uses it to travel back in time to tell himself prior to killing everyone not to because it will suck dry balls. It takes a lot of persuasion and maybe Cartman sucking his past self's balls but finally Cartman is able to convince his prior self not to kill everyone. So Cartman time travels back to his time and finds everyone alive and happy. He is relieved but then Kyle says something hateful toward Cartman and so Cartman says he is so fed up with this bullsh*t and so he is seen leaving the screen saying he is going back in time to make sure that everyone f*cking dies. Then Stan says to Kyle "what the f*ck did you just do". The End.
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Re: New Episode ideas[post here ur ideas too]

Postby joshferrell » Sun Jun 28, 2015 10:07 pm

"Gay Marriage"- A Time traveler from the 1800's ends up in 2015, and finds out that 'Gay Marriage" is now legal, so he's finally happy that "Happy People" are now able to marry, of course he doesn't realize that "gay" means "Homo" and not "Happy" so all these gay guys hit on him and he doesn't understand why..all he wants to do is court a "gay" woman and open up a bottle of bubbly to have a gay old time...he realizes that "gay" really means "Homo" in 2015 and kills himself...

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