Post a new way for Kenny to die!

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Post a new way for Kenny to die!

Postby twist05 » Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:14 pm

I know I'm a sadistic bastard, but post some new ways Kenny could die!

1: Kenny is playing guitar, a string breaks and whips him in the eye.

2. Kenny could in fact be an Albino, and taking off his parka makes him suffer an allergic reaction from the sunlight. (I know he's done it before, but oh well)

3. He's acting like a "gangsta" wigger (think of a new episode- dressing gangsta as a "bad rap influence") but as he ice-skates, his gold chains weigh so much he falls through the ice.

4. He tries the Coke and Mentos experiment but doesn't run away in time from the reaction.

5. Cartman sits on him (so simple but never been done)

6. A short-sighted basketball player mistakes his orange-parker-wearing round head for a basketball, picks up Kenny, and throws through a hoop with a glass backboard and a 15 foot head-first drop for Kenny.
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Postby swellman7 » Mon Oct 02, 2006 11:02 pm

News flash:Kenny doesn't die in every episode anymore.
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Postby twist05 » Tue Oct 03, 2006 6:21 pm

swellman7 wrote:News flash:Kenny doesn't die in every episode anymore.

Yea, he did go to Hell and back in the South Park movie....

But saying that it did starting happening again, that's all.

And in fact, even in the trailer for the new episode, he dies (Virtual world or not). I guess it's just some episodes now.

7: The hottest day ever in South Park- the roads that would be designed only for the cold melt under the heat. Kenny walks into the road, and gets stuck on the melting tar. But it takes until the end of the episode for a vechicle to actually come along, in the meanwhile he's suffering from hunger etc.
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Postby danielprive6 » Tue Oct 03, 2006 11:53 pm

Kenny eats some mentos that he wont in a gift basket then drinks the diet pepsi that was also in the gift basket and blows up with foam
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Postby BunGeeCord » Sun Oct 22, 2006 2:56 am

Kenny is abducted by a clown (a la Saw) and is forced to endure hours of killer puzzles. Kenny gets past all the puzzles that become increasingly harder but is killed by the last puzzle that was simple and obvious. Poor Kenny over looked the simplictity of the puzzle.
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Postby christopher_t_tran » Sun Oct 22, 2006 5:00 am

I think the funniest would be the least suspecting. Maybe in some episode where the kids build a table or something, and when kenny sits at it, it just falls and crushes his legs (of course, the details would have to be worked out)
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Postby Xtrchessreal » Thu Oct 26, 2006 9:51 am

1) Kenny goes to pick up an order from the meat market and gets too close to the meat grinder.

2)Dying from Aids might good for the political side of it. Could have that song "Philidephia" in the background everytime they show kenny in the hospital drag it out to the end. But then have some crazy accident in the hospital actually kill him so its a shocker! OMG TKK!

3)Anthrax dust meant for Mark Foley but somehow sent to Kenny after their quick IM relationship was exposed

4)H5N3 virus or whatever it is called - the bird flue

5) Make it really slapstick. Like in Naked Gun when OJ busts into the gangster clubhouse adn then gets shot, steps in a bear trap, gets pie in his face, falls into wet paint, and finally out the door into the water and drowns.

6)Have Eric, Stan, and Kile turn on him and beat him to death like in the movie Casino

7) Playing "Radio" He holds a bare wire electric cord and plug in to the wall outlet.

8)Some electrical appliance that has no business being in a bathroom falls into his bathtub.

9)Commits suicide

10)New Darth Chef whacks him with his "spatula-sabre"

I could go on but...its like beating a dead horse...named Kenny
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Postby UnkieHerb » Thu Oct 26, 2006 10:08 am

Can they be for episodes in which he didn't die? If so:

Manbearpig: As the boys climb out the hole at the end of the episode in front of everyone: Stan comes out supporting Kenny and says "C'mon, Kenny, just hold on for a bit longer".

He then notices the fact that Kenny is dead, and just says "Goddammit." and throws his corpse off.

Hell on Earth 2006: As the rest of the boys are taking Biggie Small to the airport, Biggie dissappears. Cut to Kenny in his bathroom, looking in the mirror. Biggie appears, Kenny says "Woohoo, It works! I summoned Biggie Small! I gotta tell-" He is then shot by Biggie.

Follow That Egg!: One of the rockets fired at Stan and Kyle near of the end of the episode goes off-course and explodes near Kenny, sending him flying through the air until he smashes through the window of a building: the building is then revealed to be condemned, and is demolished. Kenny gets up from under neath the rubble, and reaches into his parka, pulling out an amazingly undamaged egg. He then stumbles on the rubble and gets the egg stuck in his throat, choking him.
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Re: Post a new way for Kenny to die!

Postby kenny dies hard » Thu Oct 26, 2006 3:33 pm

kenny could die:

rapist grab him and the rapist penis goes through him

bunch of killer clams start to eat him

a panda in the zoo throw bambo andstick through his head

his dad throws a jonny at his head and it sufercates him
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Postby sonic mouse » Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:18 pm

in a scene were he chases a man with his winning lottery ticket to the top of a building, he takes the lottery ticket off him only to turn around and plunge to his death impaling himself on the brand new statue in the town square

kyles mom sits on him and the lemiwinks scenerio happens agen
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Postby master ed » Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:07 pm

danielprive6 wrote:Kenny eats some mentos that he wont in a gift basket then drinks the diet pepsi that was also in the gift basket and blows up with foam

Nice thought, too bad they already did that!!!
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Postby ugogo_uswimswim » Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:25 pm

Pool skimmer through the heart!!! *looks around maliciously and wonders if anyone knows her true identity as the lifeguard of death from the kill or kiss thread*
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Postby » Fri Oct 27, 2006 11:38 pm

How about Kenny dies little by little on the inside, over the course of the next year and a half.

No one would expect him to suddenly drop dead like that.

Then we could hold a pool to see who guesses the exact date and time of death. But be suspicious if Matt Stone or Trey Parker enter.
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Postby Czul_kitty » Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:46 pm

(sorry, just had to!)
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Postby Princesslovelypants » Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:25 pm

Old age... quietly and in his sleep, at home in the Playboy mansion.

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