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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Jan 07, 2013 10:19 am

Sam: it's spewing blood!

Medic: that thing looks alien to me... Why do I smell apple pie!?

Sam: it's a bakery

Medic: you're going to need to sterelise the kitchen after this

Alex: oh gross! The slime is everywhere

Medic: who was this man and why did you shove the laptop up there?

Alex: guys, Sheila is still outside

Medic: the hermaphrodite, Do you have any idea that you traumatised all of these ten year olds! Soiling a bakery, destroying the food ... I wouldn't bake here kids, it used to be related to gangs, the name is misleading and the kitchen is a disgusting hazard

* Sam aims a pistol at the hermaphrodite*

Sam: get out of our bakery!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:07 pm

Topanga: Gah, I wish this thing never even came in!

Kyle: *trying not to talk loudly so Shelia won't hear him* We've seen worse. Sam, I think it died a long time ago. I think its dead....

Topanga: Aw, sick!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:26 pm

*A leprechaun appears in front of Topanga*

Leprechaun: If that's what you wish for, Topanga

Sam/Alex/Kenny/medic: AHHh! an elf!

Leprechaun: No, i am not a little elf, i am a leprechaun

medic: I would rather scrape bodies off the side of the road than try and ply out the laptop from it's... well..

Sam: But isn't it already dead? If it's already dead than why is it alive! what's that supposed to mean it died long ago!?

Alex: wait a minute, why is there a leprechaun here?

Sam: i didn't know they grant wishes

Leprechaun: I came to order chocolate money! i heard clamouring in the kitchen and heard someone wish something. decided to enter the room and-- OH MY GOD WHY IS THERE JIZZ AND APPLE PIE ON THE FLOOR!?

Sam: Okay, i'm just going to kill it. Everyone stand clear

Leprechaun: Can i have that chocolate bar and i'll be on my way

Kenny: Uhh.. Considering that someone's been boning our kitchen produce, i wouldn't touch anything here or eat any of it

Leprechaun: This bakery is a whore bakery?

Sam: no. someone just came in and decided to bone the food

Leprechaun: Very well!

*Leprechaun disappears*

Medic: what's the difference between elves and leprechauns, anyway?

Sam: This is pretty f*cked up right here

Kenny: That's Stan's phrase!

Sam: what's my phrase?

Alex: you don't have one

Sam: Oh, right.

*Sam fires at the hermaphrodite*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:37 pm

*Hermaphrodite explodes spectacularly.*

Stan: Oh Jesus! f*ck!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:43 pm

Topanga: *sighs* I'll get the mop....

Kyle: Jesus Christ!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:12 am

Medic: well. looks like I'll help you out, kids

*gets a shovel and a bin, shovels the goop, blood, guts into a bin*

Alex: this bakery is so unsanitary

*they all start mopping*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:25 am

*they start mopping and sweeping*

((DIRTY MIIIND!!! DIRTY MIIIND!! D-D-D-DIRTY MIIND! SHE JUST WANTS TO F*CK ME ALL THE TIIIMME!!!))
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:40 am

(What are you on about!?)

*After a while*

Medic: Well! it looks like the kitchen is back to the way it was

Sam: okay, lets see if there are other customers

*they go out front, the medic leaves*

Alex: i hope there aren't any more weird ones

Kenny: looks like Sheila left...
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:46 am

((XD I was on dA and this person did a journal with that song, and it is so CATCHY! GAH!))

Kyle: Thank god... *sighs in relief*

Topanga: *sees costumer walk in* Here we go again.....Welcome, what would you like?

Woman: I'm child services, bitch!

Topanga: ......And?

Woman: I'm looking for children in need!

Topanga: ......And?

Kyle: What do you need, miss?
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:49 am

Sam: You're looking at Kenny

Kenny: I may be poverty stricken but i'm not really in need

Sam: how so?

Kenny: my family is fine, child services deal with families with abusive parents and that sh*t. i just don't have money

Sam: fair enough

Alex: ....and what brings the child services to the bakery

Sam: we willingly put up this bakery, there isn't any child lab--

Alex: we are working to make food but we want to if that's what you're wondering

(Oh)
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:53 am

Woman: *blinks* Well...*throws away fake badge, reaches over counter and steals Kenny* I'M GONNA SILENCE OF THE LAMB THIS MOTHERF*CKER!

Kyle: Oh my god, she stole Kenny!

Topanga: Bitch! After her! *they run out of the bakery to get her*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Tue Jan 08, 2013 12:57 am

Sam: You bastard!

Kenny: AHHHHH!!!!!

*they run after her*

Sam: why do i feel like phelps from LA Noire?

Alex: because we're chasing someone and you're holding a gun!

Sam: Oh, right!

*he fires, no ammo*

Sam: aw, come ON!

*they give chase*

Alex: Mother f*cker

Kenny: She's gonna skin me alliiiiiiive!!! FFFUUUCKK!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:07 am

Woman: You're going in the pit in my dark, secluded basement, kid! *laughs a bone-chilling laugh*

Kyle: I still have my pistol! *takes out an I.O.U note from Ike* What the f*ck Ike?!

Topanga: Come back here, bitch!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:11 am

Kenny: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO000000000oooooooooo

Sam: Why now!

Alex: Wonder what Ike meant by that letter?

Sam: Kyle! quick, give me the gun!

*Alex finds a lone brick and throws it at the culprit*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:18 am

Kyle: Ike took my gun! *chucks a rock at her*

Woman: *a blue forcefield suddenly appears around herself* Haha, I'm better than you!

Topanga: HELL NO!
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