Role Play Thread

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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:46 am

Customer: Do you have Wedding Crashers?

Matthew: ....what?


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*Stan grabs for the laptop.*

Stan: Give me back my f*cking laptop!

Wo/man: No! No! It's f*cking mine now! It was a present from Jesus! I believed in him so he gave it to me!

Stan: You're f*cking insane.!

*Yally grabs at laptop.*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:49 am

Sam: give me the laptop or become meat pie!

* Sam pulls at the laptop*

Kenny: meat pie?

Sam: slang for beat up

Kenny: this is really shaping up to be a f*cked up bakery
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Alex: this is a bakery, we sell food
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:50 am

Kyle: Jesus isn't even here! Let go of the f*cking laptop! *chucks a pan at her/him*

Topanga: Let. Go! *hits her with a rollingpin*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:52 am

Woman: Isn't that a kind of cake, though? Wedding Crashers?

Matthew: Absolutely not.

Woman: Oh.

*Kyle's mom comes in.*

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*Wo/man's pussy juices start turning a sickly green colour.*

Wo/man I don't feel good.

Stan: Yally, gross! You made it sick!

Yally: I can't help that!

*They yank free the laptop.*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:52 am

Alex: I made a chocolate cake if you would prefer, hello mrs brovlofski!

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Sam: it's so tempting to cap one right now

Kenny: yally, you did it! Hooray!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:54 am

Topanga: Goddamnit! Gross! *tries to knock them out*

Kyle: Dude! My mom's here!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:55 am

Alex: or scones? Do you like scones?
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:56 am

Matthew: H- hi? Wh-

Sheila: Hello Sir, I came here to object to the name of- IS THAT MY KYLE?

Woman: No, I only want Wedding Crashers. My grandma used to make it whem I was a girl.
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Yally: I did!

Stan: But it looks pretty sick....

*Green and orange are creeping up its body and out its mouth.*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:57 am

Alex: yes, I must agree with you with the poor taste on the name

* Kenny enters*

Kenny: no! Kyle's at the arcade!

Alex: I'm sorry, we don't sell that cake
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Sam: oh gross!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:58 am

Topanga: *pokes head out of door to talk to Mrs. Broflovski* Hi! Um, no-no Kyle's not here!

Kyle:Aw, sick! Its growing!

Topanga: *nervous look*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Jan 07, 2013 2:59 am

Alex: we don't sell that cake, sorry

Kenny: it's a movie, though

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Sam: ky- go out the back
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:02 am

*Wo/man starts making weird noises, vomiting puss and sick.*

Stan: ... I don't want to have to watch this. *Goes out front.* No- Kyle isn't here!

Sheila: Wh- What's making all that noise back there, what's going on, boys?

Matthew: *Looks at Stan pleadingly.* No idea, ma'am, I just work here.
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:04 am

Alex: I didn't turn the blender off

Kenny: really?! I mean yeah
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:06 am

Topanga: *goes back in* Kyle, shush!

Kyle: Maybe we should kill it?!

((Gotta go to bed, night! ))
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Jan 07, 2013 3:07 am

Alex: shhhhhhhit?

Kenny: good one Topanga!

Alex: shut up!

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Sam: ahhhhhh! It's all over the f*cking floor

( night)
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